Top 20 Provocative Shower Thoughts of the Week That'll Make You Smarter

Whether it's the calming sound of water falling from the shower head or the warm steam rising up from below, some of our best ideas are born in the shower. Maybe it's because we're alone with our thoughts and nobody to judge us besides our shampoo, bar soap, and our trusty loofah. Our biggest supporters may be inanimate cleaning products, but nonetheless, the shower is a sacred medatative portal that opens the brain and allows inhabitants to cleans more than just their bodies– they cleanse their minds as well. 

That's why we're here to celebrate this weeks tip top shower thoughts, ranging from conspiracy theories about Batman to existential societal crisis. So strip down and blast the hot water– It's big brain time!

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