'You're A Walking Red Flag... I'm Blocking You, NOW': Woman Loses It on Dude She Hasn’t Been on a Single Date With, Accuses Him Of 'Cheating' Via Messages, Ruins His Birthday

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Eleonora Bader
Apr 10, 2023 5:00 PM EDT

Some people take things very personally, and this woman is basically the Karen version of a date, imagining that the entire world revolves around her. She hadn't been on a single date with this man she met on Tinder, but proceeded to send him quite literally, a gobsmacking amount of messages that more or less spelled it out for him: she was a walking red flag, and he needed no further warning.

He told her that they were (obviously) incompatible, and wished her the best, but this nightmare didn't end there. The woman went back and forth like a ping pong ball, one moment saying she was absolutely blocking him, what she had seen in him, he was such a loser, etc… and then the subsequent second pleading for him to talk it out with her as if they were in couples therapy after being together for 30 years.

She was also convinced he had been with another woman, despite the fact he hadn't even been with her. They hadn't even seen each other IRL! This girl has got to chill ASAP. To top it all off, it was actually his birthday, and this spam kinda ruined it for the dude. Scroll down to read the genuinely hilarious fail of a conversation. For more, here are some funny tweets for couples who actually love each other.

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  • 01
    Font - Hmm ok iMessage Yesterday 3:58 pm I've deleted you off snap chat Good luck to you dude. You are blocked on snap chat now Your number is about to be blocked too. If you haven't responded by the time I get out of the shower. You are blocked.
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  • 02
    Rectangle - You are blocked Have fun with the girl you are with. You are ap k O* Yesterday 6:54 pm ||||||||-|×|||||-|-- 00:27 HH|--|- A iMessage Þ››)
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  • 03
    Font - Raise to listen So do you want to talk or not Today 2:46 am Yeah my mate live in a dead spot for me I have no reception there so sorry again for cutting out Yeah I would like to keep talking I am going to be very busy tomorrow as it is my birthday though I hope you have a good sleep x
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  • 04
    Font - Monique > Yeah look o need to think about whether or not I want to talk to you. You had no respect for me yesterday amd I don't fi k with pathetic stuff like that especially when I've been giving me time and effort. That's how a boy acts not a man.
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  • 05
    Font - I find it weird how you said you were only going to be busy in the night yesterday and you said you had nothing planned today.. I find it weird how you are all of a sudden sooooo busy and you said you were at a mates when I called, then don't respond to me until 3am? I'm putting my timr and effort into talking to you so yes I deserve the bare minimum of respect. It's something so easy A iMessage
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  • 06
    Font - Teanca, me until 3am? Monique > un trespond to I'm putting my timr and effort into talking to you so yes I deserve the bare minimum of respect. It's something so easy and simple. So now I'm thinking you had a girl over last night and realised at 3am she was sl..t and you want to talk to me. That's how it seems and I'm allowed to think that because your lack of respect to communicate like an adult- something which is so easy.
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  • 07
    Font - You can't say to me "you can't think things which aren't true" well I'm sorry luv I'll think and assume whatever the fu kl want if you don't have the respect to communicate- something which is below the bare minimum. O* A iMessage
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  • 08
    Font - I really think it's probably best if we go out separate ways, I've known you for less than a week and youve had multiple arguments/problems with me, not a good sign. I could say stuff but I'm not going to argue it's just not my vibe. Somethings just arnt ment to be and I think this is one of them. There is no need to get mad at this if you'd like some more explanation for clarity, if your willing to not be civil about it I'd happily go into depth but as I said it's probably better we go o
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  • 09
    Product - r M Monique > Today 10:05 am We have had 1 argument and that's because you wanted to be a d' k and ignore me for no reason. So yeah I think I'm warranted to be pi ed off when you want to act like that when I did nothing wrong Fair enough I'm sorry you feel that way and more importantly I'm sorry I made you feel that way
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  • 10
    Font - I had changed my mind and I did want to talk because I think we would get along well. All I was wanting was for you to see my point of view. But hey if you do wrong and can't own up to your behaviour and your resolution to you not owning up to your sh*t is "we should go seperate ways" then tbh you aren't worth a minute O' A iMessage
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  • 11
    Font - tbh you aren't worth a minute of my time and makes me wonder how someone put up with you for what 6 years? No strong women who knows who she is and is solid in herself would put up with that sh, so go for a weak woman.
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  • 12
    Font - r M Monique > By the time you talk to 1 girl I would have already been talking to 20 guys and last night really proved that for me. I think I was sacrificing a lot more talking to your pathetic a: S Okay well I hope you find what you're looking for. All the best Read 10:09 am
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  • 13
    Font - Like I've said, I work every single day and I'm studying. A little respect goes a long way You are a child, not a man But have fun talking to girls who ignore you and don't treat you well. I guess you'll know how it feels when you are genuine You can transfer me money for wasting my time My time is valuable A iMessage
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  • 14
    Font - 2:27 <4 © © M Monique > | 00:36 |||||||| 00:56 So explain how it's fair you can accuse me of not making an effort when I was Yet I can't me mad when you make 0 fi ing effort after you said you want to fix it? www. 19
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  • 15
    Font - Please explain that because that is a massive red flag on your part. Double f <ing standards my god You said if I want clarification I can have it so go on explain to me. 0° A It's literally my birthday and all my family is over, I don't exactly have the time to talk but I told you I'd be happy to as long as your civil about it iMessage Q
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  • 16
    Font - 4 M Monique > I'm being civil so go on I don't care what day it is. If you didn't disrespect me yesterday I'd wish you a happy birthday and you would've woken up to r es 1 Reply. I know you slept with a chick last night I'm not dumb.
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  • 17
    Font - So explain When you did communicate like an adult and respected me I respected you. So I have all reason to be mad especially when you had the nerve to accuse me of not making the effort when I f g was and you made none Your time isn't more or less valuable than mine no matter what day it is. So you get what O A iMessage 0
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  • 18
    Font - Monique > Your time isn't more or less valuable than mine no matter what day it is. So you get what you are given. You want to respect me then I'll do the same. If not you can't be mad when I give you back the same energy Read all My messages I'm not mad I've been very reasonable and polite. I don't even mind that you are mad in fact I understand and apologised multiple times.
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  • 19
    Font - "I'm sorry you feel that way" is a condescending apology It's not a genuine or real one 1 Reply You have no reason to be unreasonable or un polite to me when I didn't do anything A iMessage
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  • 20
    Font - Monique > You have no reason to be unreasonable or un polite to me when I didn't do anything wrong stop acting like you are doing me a favour by being nice to me when I didn't do anything wrong "I'm sorry you feel that way" is a condescending apology 1 Reply How could I of rephrased that to be genuine?
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  • 21
    Font - I don't care what day it is. If you didn't disrespect me yesterday I'd wish you a happy birthday and you would've woken up to res 1 Reply. I don't owe you any of that but the fact I would've done it and you have the nerve to do this A I'm trying so hard to be nice iMessage Q
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  • 22
    Font - Monique > I'm trying so hard to be nice here I really am I'm off my break at work I'll reply when I can Oh wow look at that Communication It didn't even k¨l me yo say it either Funnt rhat
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  • 23
    Font - Ok no worries I hope you have a good work day Today 12:19 pm How has your birthday been Relaxing a really lovely day with lovely people Hope work isn't too stressful Read 12:22 pm
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  • 24
    Product - What did you get for your birthday Hope work isn't too stressful My back is very sore but other than that it's okay O' A Today 1:47 pm ••••••• ||||||||||||||||||| iMessage 02:23 05:52 Read 12:22 pm
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  • 25
    Rectangle - Today 7:04 am Yeah look o need to think about whether or not I want to talk to you. You had no respect for me yesterday amd I don't fck with pathetic stuff like that especially when I've been giving me time and effort. That's how a boy acts not a O' A iMessage
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  • 26
    Product - What did you get for your birthday Hope work isn't too stressful My back is very sore but other than that it's okay O' A Today 1:47 pm ••••••• ||||||||||||||||||| iMessage 02:23 05:52 Read 12:22 pm
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