When you're over 30 and still single, you start to wonder where you went wrong. All the blondie Christian girls got married at 22 and are already on their 3rd denim-clad, sunflower-holding child. All the bombshell baddies are sill out here in the wader-deep dating pool, wondering if the length of our nails is deterring the fruitful eligible men. The question remains, are men ages 20-40 simply not into the finest of aged wines? Or is it that a woman like us can crush two bottles of the aforementioned "fine wine" and still not bat a single perfect eyelash at the tequila shots lined up on the bar. Party girls unite and live a boozy lifestyle together, because we're all we got right now.
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