Doggos With Dating App Profiles That Prove That Puppos Have More Personality Than the Last Chad You Matched With on Tinder

Dogs have enormous personalities. If your pup is a white poofy maltese that acts like an elderly woman who plays sudoku or if you have a floppy doberman who acts a little too much like Snoop Dogg, you know for a fact that your dog is a humanoid trapped in a pooch suit. But what would your dog's dating profile look like if they had the audacity to hop up on Doggie Tinder? Would the app be called Howlin Hookups or Sloppy Kisses? You tell me. 

If your dog could write their own profile description, it would probably be just as favorable as every Chad you've ever matched with. Cutie pie, self-taught pottier, enjoys long walks on the beach– you know the deal. These doggos mean business and they're not going to stop until they've found their furr-ever love. At least most of these poochy profiles is honest with themselves. They're not out here to front.

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