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Wildest Screenshots from the Depths of Tinder (April 18, 2023)

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    'She vid chatted with me for 30 sec, then ended the call and unmatched me'

    Font - 4:55 Nia We should probably video chat and get a feel for each other first .5G That's a good idea, when are you free? I have some time today, just at the dog park rn Sunday 6:35 PM Oof. Saw this late. Sorry Sunday 7:56 PM No worries. Do you have some time after work tomorrow? Sunday 8:55 PM I should. I work on call so u could try anytime Tuesday 4:31 PM Hey, sorry for the late reply. I have some time today after work. Are you going to be available around 8:30pm? Type a message Yesterday 1
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  • 2

    'I'm quite proud of this opener'

    Rectangle - I geek out on plants I think this could blossom into a beautiful relationship. I won't stalk you but if you want me to leaf then I'll go. Just branching out! 13 Done
  • 3

    'Tried flirting with a girl who had a SpongeBob quote in her profile.'

    Font - .Verizon LTE < 9:39 PM @1 42% Me hoy minoy Sorry I don't speak Spanish Sent
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    'Yes, ma’am!'

    Font - 14 miles away Looking for Still figuring it out About Me I'm a short artsy girl with too many hobbies. Must wash ass. Nothing crusty plz. INFP Basics Aries Trade School
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  • 5

    'I thought I met a unicorn, until I didn’t meet a unicorn.'

    Light - م And I'm just gonna ask the age old question now, what are you looking for on here? A short king You're speaking my language Z Does 5'6 qualify? You're 5'6? I am Unless the tape measures been lying to me my whole life Offf i wanted more of 5'3 I'm dead lol, I can accommodate
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    '[24M] Don’t know wtf to do here i’m a virgin, do i just tell her or not?'

    Cartoon - 6:56 PM I choose you 9:05 PM GIPHY 142 GIPHY Today GIPHY you're like the halo 3 campaign, short but mind blowing if I'm short put some inches in me 8:39 PM Delivered
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    'Checkmate'

    Font - 24 minutes ago Ummmmm if evolution is real then tell me why we still have monkeys Well if evolution isn't real then tell me why I'm going bananas for you ●●● : Delivered
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  • 8

    'you only yolo once ……'

    Font - My mantra is You only YOLO once...
  • 9

    'she's a better stroke recognizer than an OC creator.'

    Natural environment - Anastasia 38 8 kilometres away If you're over 35, it's time to forget about young girls and find a woman who can recognise signs of a stroke. X O
  • 10

    'I would be happy to oblige, but with love'

    Sleeve - Hold me like one of those bottles of wine By the neck?
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  • 11

    'That’s one way to make a first impression I guess'

    Clothing - Ben 25 6 ft 0 in 1 kilometre away -- CON Looking for Long-term, but short-term OK
  • 12

    'I have peaked'

    Hairstyle - ← April Today 15:25 I can only assume you're going to disappear in 16 days In 16 days .. why 16 days? 15th IT'S GONNA BE MAY Sent
  • 13

    'How to get unmatched by a British guy 101'

    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 4/12/23 You're cute wanna get drinks sometime? Oh wait sorry forgot to translate for you Oi you're right fit bruv let's go get smashed at the pub innit? + Sent
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  • 14

    'How did I do?'

    Product - Today 1:15 PM Today is a sleepy day i m snoozing Well, I hope you're not snoozing through our conversation. Although, if you are, I could always tell you a bedtime story. Yes tell me a bed time story How's it going Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a beautiful princess named who couldn't sleep. So, she went on a quest to find the perfect pillow. She traveled through enchanted forests, climbed the tallest mountains, and crossed treacherous rivers. But, at the end of h
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    'She actually unmatched lmao'

    Font - Okay great So you are from Ireland, I lived in Russia, I guess our first date would definitely be a drinking one I think that goes without saying Can you bring a dog w you tho? If you tell me your dog is in Ireland I'm unmatching you

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