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If Not Friend Why Friend Shaped - 14 Ferocious Bears That Just Want A Hug (And Five Other Equally Cute Animals)

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    Font - matt @dogfather if bear not friend why friend shaped? if bear dangerous why tiny ears? hm?
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    Photograph - National Park Service @NatlParkService ALT : If bear not friend, then why friend shaped??? Seeing a bear in the wild is a special treat. While it's exciting, it's important to remember that bears in parks, no matter how cute or floofy their ears look, are wild. BTW, What do you call a bear without an ear? A "B."

    Okay, can we talk about bear ears for a second here? How do they even make sense? They're just these adorable little flappy things that stick out of a huge, ferocious animal. It's like nature just threw them on there as a joke.

    I mean, seriously, have you seen those ears? They're so soft and fuzzy, and they just look like they're begging for a little scratch behind the lobe. But at the same time, they're attached to a creature that could literally tear us limb from limb if it wanted to. It's like the ultimate "good cop, bad cop" situation.

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    Hammock - Posted by u/asilvertintedrose 1 month ago (Florida) This black bear was seen relaxing on someone's backyard hammock for over 15 minutes.
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    Brown bear - nush @anushkabro if bear not friend, why friend shaped?
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    When it's hot outside and we head down to the beach, we're all about lounging on our towels, sipping on a cold drink, and soaking up some rays. But you know who doesn't give a bear's behind about our beach day plans? Actual bears. That's right, when a bear needs to cool down, it's not gonna care about some silly humans in its way. 

    So, while we might be all about our beach etiquette and keeping our towels neatly spaced out, a bear is just gonna do what a bear's gonna do. And honestly, who can blame them? If we were covered in fur and had to deal with the summer heat, we'd be heading straight for the water too.

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    Vertebrate - tyler @bakedvoltage if not friend then why friend shaped
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    Building - Posted by u/gmikoner 24 days ago hmmm PROIECT S
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    Photograph - Callie @saihahas If not friend, why friend shaped? Hm?
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    Snow - ATUTAR UrS6 Avant Enjoyer @benznotmercedes If not friend, then why soft? Why friend-shaped?
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    Water - Posted by u/dwaynetheakjohnson 17 days ago How dads be sitting at the cookout
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    Organism - Posted by u/My_Bird_Buddy 17 days ago "Oh, hai. Let me just refill your bird feeder real quick..." ت را کرده
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    Photograph - Jonny (CEO at Antifa HQ) @Jonnythesloth1 If not friend, why friend shaped?
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    Koala - grace |XRF<M @grace_sse If not friend, why friend shaped?
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    Swift fox - Quin @justanaverageQ if not friend, then why friend shaped? ...
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    Carnivore - Toronto Wildlife Centre 30 @TWC Wildlife YEARS If not friend why friend shaped? DISCLAIMER: Although well loved, TWC does not condone making friends with #raccoons #whyfriendshape #friendshape ...
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    Organism - AM Texas A&M Galveston @AggiesByTheSea GALVESTON CAMPUS If not friend, why friend shaped?! Data ulic ...
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    Product - Alyse Jones KOCO @KOCOAlyse Why friend shaped if not friend? @OKWildlifeDept 200 40006
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    Photograph - Georgia @grg_nobles If fox not friend why friend shaped? THE COUN

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