Come one, come all, and hear the tale of the Blep Lords! Three mighty and courageous animals they were, sworn to protect the realm and each other with their mighty bleps, capable of stopping flying knives (much like the famous Zoolander of yore). Together, they spread derpy joy across the land, converting their enemies to Blepism with their holy countenance rather than fighting, a skill they also used to conquer the ninja cat clans.
Some say their descendants still live on, animals with such incredibly strong and derpy bleps that they even have their own digital museum in their honor. But one thing is for sure, we will always remember the good that these Blep Lords spread, and do our best to emulate their virtues for the generations to come.
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Little Angus Bleppington knows for a fact that he wants to be a blep knight when he grows up. That is why he is training his bleps very hard every day. 100 frontal bleps, 100 left bleps, 100 right bleps, 100 up bleps and 100 down bleps. A regimen worthy of the original Blep Lords themselves.
Hackercat, pictured here, is capable of using the restorative powers of his blep to soldier out intense hackathons of up to 3 days at a time, making him an incredible and adorable asset of the CIA's cyber defense unit.
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