Memes To Get Through Your Thick Skull

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    Cat - When you text your friend in a room full of people and they say "why did you text me?" @Friend of Bae 5
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    Nose - me checkin my phone to see what i missed while i was sleep
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    Arm - If a movie character gets shot HERE, they're required to keep it to themselves for a while. Later in the movie, they must open their shirt/jacket revealing an alarming amount of blood-- followed by another character saying "you're hurt!" This is law. X
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    Vertebrate - why did you appear online and did not respond? me: 7 www
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    Cartoon - When u and ur bff know something nobody else does
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    Cartoon - "I can't believe it's finally Friday!" Me on a Friday:
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    Forehead - me at 2am counting how many hours of sleep remain i'm going to get.
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    Nose - character in a movie: *has a mental breakdown* me: Hahaha... I do that.
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    Gesture - Me giving directions We're in between, like, five mountains with trees everywhere
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    Cartoon - Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day L
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    Window - "Love your style...who are you wearing?" "I'm covered head to toe in Jizz." Jizz SALE Jizz FASHION SAL $21
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    Human body - Michael, PA-C, RN @michael_RNtoPA Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen
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    Tire - When my cat hears a can of food being cracked open AL 36
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    Font - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz "can you explain this gap in your resume?" yeah, that was when i felt joy for the only time in my adult life
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    Cat - Normal cat: meow Texan cat: meowdy
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    Obstetric ultrasonography - Throwback to when my kid ate whatever I made for dinner without complaining.
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    Cat - When the waiter comes out with food but it's not yours. u/ooof buddy
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    Product - Danny @dundlewood Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind her? Another great man. Everybody here is great and guess what, it's conga time baby 06/07/2017, 20:40 7,987 Retweets 24.7K Likes 27
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    Font - Ray @SirEviscerate I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix. "Left." She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
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    Font - mark normand @marknorm I'm drawn to people who don't like me, I think it's because we have so much in common.
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    Head - To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish 1시 I'm wet, and I don't even know it
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    Cat - person: u should try to make more friends me:
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    Product - "Do you have any experience as a cashier?" Me: 7 4 8 9 5 6 3 = **0+ OPEN ON OFF CE @girlzzzclub
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    Mammal - YOU REMIND ME OF THE ABE UNIVERSAL PICTURES ENNENEIN MILLER BABESBANKING SWITHERESOWEL NAGA SZUBANSHENSONS CEDURES HOMES ALLENSERNEL WESTLANEMARCUSUARCY JAN FREDROGER FUDANDEN LESENILLEROIS NOONAN GENERAL AUDIENCES GEORGE MILER DOUG WITCHELL BILL MILLER CHRIS NOONAN AUNVERSAL RELEASE AL UNIV
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    Sleeve - The Super Mario Bros. Movie Battles The Pope's Exorcist At The Box Office In A Troubling Display Of Italian-On-Italian Violence BY HANNAH SHAW-WILLIAMS UPDATED: APRIL 15, 2023 2:10 PM EST Universal Pictures / Screen Gems
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    Font - brandon :) @brndxq we might listen to the same music but i listen to it better than u 2:43 AM 2022-04-11 Twitter for iPhone . 16.7K Retweets 886 Quote Tweets 110K Likes
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    Forehead - September announces week. 25, 1926: Henry Ford the 8 hour, 5-day work goku @richchocolit everyone boo this man
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    Cartoon - When the wife starts posting selfies and the husband changes his profile pic to the kids
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    Outerwear - Them: you can't drink your feelings away Me:
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    Motor vehicle - Them: gaming is for kids, grow up Me and the squad in 60 years:
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    Shoulder - 18 What happened to him? He forgot his Duolingo lesson
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    Forehead - what was the demon arrested for? possession [forced laughing]
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    Sleeve - Alya Al-Sultani @Alyaalsultani Men's underwear watching them buy more t shirts
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    Plant - person: "so you just look at memes all day instead of socializing?" me: It's a peaceful life.
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    Product - me pretending to need something else at the store until the person move outta the stuff I actually need ABIZEN WEN AAAA [0]0 10/01 @alltimeintroverts
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