The Cringiest Bumble App Screenshots With Poorly Phrased Pickup Lines (April 21, 2023)

We don't know about you guys, but we're going through a Bumble phase. Sure, it may be one of the crigniest places on the internet, one where disappointment meats heartache and disaster but… wait a minute, what were we even saying? Ah, right… we're in our Bumble era.

Sure, Bumble may consist of countless swiping and ruthless judgment, but are we really surprised living in the digital age we do today? And yes, you do have to learn to navigate your way through the poorly phrased bios and the cringeworthy pickup lines but once you do all that, there will be a tiny little chance that you may just meet your lover after all. It's not big, but is size reaaally important? …

Or maybe just maybe we, humanity, are absolute masochists who love to get our hearts broken by toxic strangers on the internet. Maybe that's why we keep coming back for more.

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'I asked women on bumble for their worst date stories (a collection)'

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'I - just why even'

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'yikes....'

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'I’m done with people'

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'When they offer free trip'

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'Okay...'

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'okay this is definitely something……'

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