Happy National Garlic Day, meme lovers - and hopefully, lovers of the potent alliums we absolutely need to put into every dish. To celebrate this joyous day we've written a bit of an ode to garlic bread. Why? Well, because garlic bread might just be the best garlicky dish out there, and also because we're losing brain cells and have to mix things up a bit.
Oh garlic bread, how you fill me with delight,
Your aroma wafts through the air, a heavenly sight,
A perfect combination of bread and garlic,
A savory treat, that's always fantastic.
With every bite, my taste buds dance with joy,
Your crusty exterior, a delightful ploy,
To hide the soft, buttery goodness inside,
A culinary masterpiece, that can't be denied.
Your flavor is robust, yet not overpowering,
A symphony of garlic, butter, and bread, all combining,
To create a symphony in my mouth,
A deliciousness, I cannot live without.
From appetizer to accompaniment,
You never fail to bring me contentment,
Oh garlic bread, how you make my heart sing,
A true culinary masterpiece, fit for a king.
So here's to you, oh garlic bread divine,
A food so delicious, it's simply sublime,
May you always be by my side,
A comfort food, that will never subside.
Okay, now that we got that out of our systems, we can let you enjoy the way we're actually celebrating National Garlic Day: With a crap ton of garlic bread memes! Bon appetit.