TikToker Shares Passionate Rant About How Pepsi Made Combination KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bells Happen

“I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.” 

If you recognize these words, don't worry. You haven't time-traveled a 2008 Das Racist show at a Masonic temple in Brooklyn. We're just reminding you that combination Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and Kentucky Fried Chickens exist. Because we've been treated to a rant so impressive that we'll never look at the fast-food restaurants the same again.

In this impassioned rant, TikToker Alex Pearlman (@pearlmania500) explains that the only reason these restaurants exist is because Pepsi simply could not compete with Coca-Cola in the fast food industry. After crunching some numbers, they realized that it was actually cheaper to buy 3 fast-food chains instead of even attempting to duke it out with their cola competitors. While these simple facts kind of blew our minds (even as a Coke gal), the rant only gets more deranged - and more informative - from there. Just make sure your speakers aren't too loud. The f-bomb gets a lot of airtime in this monologue.