“I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.”
If you recognize these words, don't worry. You haven't time-traveled a 2008 Das Racist show at a Masonic temple in Brooklyn. We're just reminding you that combination Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and Kentucky Fried Chickens exist. Because we've been treated to a rant so impressive that we'll never look at the fast-food restaurants the same again.
In this impassioned rant, TikToker Alex Pearlman (@pearlmania500) explains that the only reason these restaurants exist is because Pepsi simply could not compete with Coca-Cola in the fast food industry. After crunching some numbers, they realized that it was actually cheaper to buy 3 fast-food chains instead of even attempting to duke it out with their cola competitors. While these simple facts kind of blew our minds (even as a Coke gal), the rant only gets more deranged - and more informative - from there. Just make sure your speakers aren't too loud. The f-bomb gets a lot of airtime in this monologue.