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'I’m honestly blown away.'
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'This certainly is an opener'
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'very interesting bio to say the least...'
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'Don’t waste Cole’s time please'
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'IM SORRY WHAT LOL'
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'Like what did I do wrong? lol'
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'I wrote her a sonnet about her t*ts'
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'She unmatched shortly after I said I’m not an alpha male lmfao'
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'Wedding planning is going very smoothly trust'
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'My friend tried a new line and it didn't work'
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'The best opening my friend got today'
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'I don’t think she likes me'
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'Not the strongest opener I’ve ever seen'
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'Nailed it'
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'Life hasn't treated Vernon so well (he's also listed as a straight woman)'
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'Gold digger'
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'Um hWhat?'
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'"Climate Change" was one of her listed interests.'
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