'Russian gran vibes': Babushka-fied Hairless Doggos Don't Always Look Like Raw Chicken Cutlets, Especially During Norway's Grueling Winter

15,000 years ago, a wandering wolf stumbled upon a human camp. It approached, hungry and cold. It thought, 'What's the worst that can happen?" Well, with centuries of inbreeding at our backs, humanity has discovered an all new level of domestic doggo weirdness. Bald, miniature versions of ET now grace this Earth as a result of dog breeding and now we have been blessed with the bug-eyed wrinkled faces of the Chinese crested. Normally, these pups have some tufts of hair around their bodies, but did you know that if they're mixed with a chihuahua, they almost always end up COMPLETELY BALD?

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A couple of these bald beauties live in the wintery northern country of Norway in a cozy cabin home, but what can you do about their hairless, feeble bodies in the world's harshest conditions? Well, wrap them up in swaddles and layers of protective clothing, that's what. Alma and Hermine, two Cinese crested/chihuahua mixes live is the most treacherous conditions known to man and they literally have NO survival instincts, skills, or dispositions. They're sitting ducks! Or as we like to say, sitting chicken cutlets.

To keep these babies from freezing instantly on the icy ground, they're specially equipped with the most adorable, babushka-like outwear, giving Russian granny vibes. This pair of grannies may look like raw chicken in the summertime, but in the winter, they're the cutest couple of old ladies you've ever seen. 

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Simply dazzling. Whether you like smol doggos or not, these two have the spicy personalities to sway your views. Although they may appear to be the ugliest dogs on the planet, they're actually incredibly sweet and lovable. They romp, play, and act just like any other dog, they just need a little help outside in the cold when it's particularly frigid. 

When times are ruff on the ground, they get picked up and stowed away in their owner's warm jackets. Frankly, all the haters are just jealous that these pint sized pickle-dogs are able to be cuddled and scooped up into a warm hug at will. Despite their silly appearance, we still love them and will cuddle them whenever they ask. Although it's probably tough to tell because they seem to be the type of dog that shakes with or without provocation.

Channeling my inner babushka