Dungeons & Dragons-Themed Demotivational Posters for Tabletop Nerds

Mel Dawn

Jun 10, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Wouldn't it be cool if Dungeons & Dragons came with terrible "loading screen tips?" Let's think of some:

1. Remember, rolling a natural 20 on a charisma check won't grant you the ability to impress your boss and secure a raise. But hey, it's worth a shot!
2. Can't decide on a character name? Just mash together random fantasy-sounding syllables and hope for the best. For example, Baron Gargoron, Scribe of the Hermit Village has a certain ring to it, don't you think?
3. Don't be discouraged if your Bard's performance check fails miserably. Remember, even the most renowned bards had to start somewhere. Keep practicing, and someday you might serenade dragons with your dulcet tones!
4. Feeling overwhelmed by your campaign? Remember the golden rule: When in doubt, blame the rogue. It's always the rogue's fault, no matter what!
5. Want to add an extra layer of challenge to your campaign? Try incorporating a "no snacks at the table" rule. It's a test of willpower and survival instincts. Can you resist the Doritos?

If these dumb D&D tips tickled your funny bone, you'll love these nerd-tastic Dungeons & Dragons-themed mock motivational posters.