21 Boozy Memes for Queens Keen on Wrecking the Weekend With Espresso Martini's and Debauchery

YAS QUEENS, it's the weekend again. That means it's time for espresso martinis (aka, the go-to drink for any baddies who drank 4Loko's in parking lots before they got discontinued) and debauchery. You work hard all week so you have the funds to go out every weekend. It used to be a heckuvalot cheaper when you were barely 21– all the old knuckle-hair men would buy you and your besties bottle service– but now that you're older, you can get your own tab. So the next shot you take at a party over the weekend, give a shoutout to your boss for signing your checks every two weeks. He's allowing you to live the lavish boozy lifestyle you deserve. As you relive your fantasies of being a White Lotus guest, fluff up that amazing hair of yours, slap on those 6" heels, and strut your stuff 'til you fall over.

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

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