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The Wildest Tinder Conversations of the Week (May 23, 2023)

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  • 1

    'Proof US History classes aren't useless.'

    Photograph - Madison, 22 Mizzou 80 miles away Looking for someone to take Thomas Jefferson's place in the last pic basically ← Madison Monday 10:35 PM As far as presidents go, we all know Jefferson came before Madison, but I'll make sure that's not the case. Today 1:20 AM That was literally the absolute best pickup line I've ever heard
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  • 2

    Wow this is actually going really we—

    Product - 8:14 Bailey YOU MATCHED WITH BAILEY ON 5/18/23 Ummm So first of all I think there should be a New tinder rule. Guys as fine as u gotta have more body pics so if more of u man. I'm down :) E GIF Today 8:12 AM ^^ this was single handedly the best response I've ever gotten on here Keep talking nice like that and u might get your wish Type a message Today 4:49 PM Today 7:57 PM Text?? My fiancé has my snap pw so text is safer U got snap or insta? + Sent Send
  • 3

    'The one that got away'

    Product - < YOU MATCHED W Do you some crack? xx Smoke* Oh that's a new one Can you unmatch me please i do not Sent
  • 4

    'I have this effect on women'

    Light - GIF Ok shoot Today 20:29 I have no idea unfortunately No way What's the collective noun for frogs No way Did you know frogs have teeth It's an army of frogs Do u have autism Yes way Type a message... It's to hold prey in place Now that I've told you a frog fact tell me something about yourself On there upper jaw The special interest is a bit too specific Sent SEND
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  • 5

    'fight of the century'

    Font - Julia Apr 27, 2023 There's 3 women looking over my shoulder reading these texts Do you feel stressed thats a LOT of pressure i got you tho alright ladies whod win in a fight bigfoot or mothman?
  • 6

    'Did I ask something wrong here?'

    Azure - 4:39 Gmail YOU MATCHED WITH J ON 5/21/23 So what kind of small business do you own? That's not a topic I speak on until I'm more acquainted 79 Ok then what topic would you like to speak about? Lol that's all you can come up with With a profile as generic as yours I picked the only thing that could start a conversation which you shot down. Have a nice day. Sent
  • 7

    'Well.. I’d like to see your personality first'

    Sky - tinder 24 if you like my personality, wait until you see my ass X
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  • 8

    'Dang, better luck next time'

    Font - < YOU MATCHED WITH ABBY ON 5/16/23 My time cost $ Ruin me please. Respectfully. Yesterday 9:03 PM as long as I can ruin your bank acc too Imao Sarcastic Yesterday 9:30 PM I'm sorry let me clarify... are you being sarcastic or are you a prostitute? • I am not trying to get arrested
  • 9

    'She doesn’t know the kraken have already been eliminated'

    Product - < 1:07 YOU MATCHEL W Who you got winning the cup this year? Kraken Today 12:16 PM I got the panthers Lets make a bet, if the panthers get farther than the kraken, i get to take you on a date Sounds like a plan actually Sent
  • 10

    'This seems like it could be the plot of a bad rom com'

    Font - My biggest date fail Told a guy he was nice but didn't see it going anywhere. Realized my car had been towed and he then has to drive me around for 2 hours to find it
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  • 11

    'Totally rational response…'

    Font - 8:24 Today 8:21 PM It took you over a year to respond hahah Why would you realize that Not everyone is clambering to message Asap I'm in E GIF I can respond anytime I feel like it... micromanage someone else Why are you so butt hurt. It was just an observation... Type a message ? You seem normal and totally not unhinged Sent Send
  • 12
    Product - AT&T < 12:42 AM YOU MATCHED WITH Your second pic is amazing, but in your 6th pic you descended from the heavens.. Tuesday 4:12 PM In all non-seriousness, I was looking for someone with a squarer jaw to pass on to my descendants. You win. In return I hereby put my long eyelashes on the table (no, not literally). You interested? Type a message Tap to shuffle Hey! Are you having a nice day? 100% Send Suggested Message Send

    'In all silliness this man is trying to breed me for squarer jawed children by enticing me with long eyelashes before getting to know me at all. This feels bold and weird even for tinder'

  • 13

    'Sure thing!'

    Font - Mon, 24 Jan 2022, 9:43 pm You seem busy...any chance of adding me to your to-do list? Fri, 3 Mar, 8:39 pm Please ignore my prev msg I am a changed man now
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  • 14

    'This opener definitely caught my attention'

    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH ELMER ON 5/13/23 I have diagnosed adhd and meth head energy Good lord Elmer ✓✓ Sent
  • 15

    'I'm trying guys'

    Product - 7 Nadezhda Saturday 10:15 When life gives you lemons, make lemonadezdha Saturday 12:20 Haha I have not heard that one before Kudos for trying to spell my name
  • 16

    'When she is just tryin to boost her followers'

    Gesture - ↓ GIF Malysa if u real then add me lol ms1qb but.. NO I'm a real boy! Type a message... Sent SEND
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  • 17

    'I deleted the app for about seven months, and my first message back…'

    Product - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/18/23 Your booty gave me a wet dream for the first time in 12 years. Forgives that would be a good first message. But at least I'm honest We've detected potentially inappropriate language. Do any of the messages above bother you? We won't share your response with Report idy Cancel

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