Funny Things Cat Do To Mildly Annoy Their Owners: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

There are so many pawmazing benefits to being a cat owner - every single cat owner will tell you that. And we always encourage people to adopt more cats by telling them that cats are great pets. Cats are calm. Cats will cuddle with you. Cats will do silly things that will make you smile all the time. It's like having a little ray of sunshine in your house, a little beacon of heat that purrs and calms everyone around it. And all of that is true! For about… 95% of the time. The other 5%…

Listen, as much as we love cats and will continue to recommend them as pawsome pets, we can also acknowledge that there are some things that cats do that are mildly annoying. Of course that's a secret that only cat owners know about and talk about, so shh! Go through this hissterical listicle quietly and make sure to remove these stories from any and all adoption listings.

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"He did this sneaky cuddle thing..."

via Josephine Greer

"He did this sneaky cuddle thing. In summer it just gets too hot to cuddle, so I would push him off me multiple times. He figured that sitting on the back of my chair was cuddle enough. This last two days. Then he started doing this "sneaky snake" where he's just slowly stretch down my shoulder and onto my chest. I miss him terribly."
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"Take the hairy majesty outside for some afternoon sun and all she does is sit in the frangipani pot plant. Like seriously kid, not wander the yard and garden"

via Wendy Long
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"Stares at me while I poop"

via Leslye Ann
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"They think whatever I am having for dinner should be shared with them. And get miffed when they don't actually want what I am having."

via Heidi Foster
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"She is very good at letting me sleep..."

via Mary Crippen

"She is very good at letting me sleep in the morning, until my alarm goes off. She lays next to me very quietly, but when the music starts, she gently licks my face with her sandpaper tongue. Only bothers me when I am waking up."
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"She meows crazily while I’m Opening her cat food while she can see I have it in my hand!"

via Pegg Robinson
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"When sir Leo "allows" me to brush him, he gets mad after 3 seconds then hisses at the brush & smacks it"

via Cindy Justice
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"My boy Smudge is literally the perfect cat, but he does tend to pounce my toes sometimes at 5 a.m. That's his only fault."

via Kimberly Brown
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via Madeleine Elizabeth
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via JB Trepagnier Author
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via Kj Heidelberg
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via Antonia C. Lesniak
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via Julie Appel Muck
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via Tim Thorp
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via Maddie C Walls
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via Bob Gentry
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via Kate Reed-Harris