10 Times Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe's Facebook Page Didn't Fail to Bring the High Quality Entertainment

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mattstaff
Apr 14, 2018 4:00 PM EDT

Definitely our first time stumbling across a 'Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe' Facebook posts dump, and damn are we glad we did. Whoever is running/ran this account could give the social media marketing genius back over at Wendy's a run for their money. 

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  • 01
    Waste - Dominos pizza Zimbabwe Jan 8 at 10:02pm This is the final chance for customers to claim their lost property from our store. The container is full and we need to get these items back to their owners. Thank you
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    Organism - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe 25 February at 04:10 ANNOUNCEMENT Testing of the delivery Hippo has begun Pls stay tuned Like Comment Share
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    Product - Dominos pizza Zimbabwe Dec 29 at 13:45 Whichever filthy beast has committed this unsavoury act on our new state of the art rotating door will be banned for 1,000,000,000 years including your future bloodline.
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    Insect - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe February 22 at 3:44am Polite NOTICE Pls no more pets in store. Thank u. This morning someone brought their sea snipper in to the store and he got off his leash and snipped 3 peoples ankles and are now in hospital. We have managed to subdue the snipper and taped his snippers shut. No more snipping 4 u. He he
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    Cuisine - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe 22 February at 12:11 - Pls remember the mouth watering meerkat melt is NOT on the two for thursday deal. Thank u
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    Text - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe 23 February at 09:17 - WARNING TONIGHT THE HYENAS ARE BACK WITH A BITE THEY HAVE TAKEN THE CLEANING LADY YOLANDE FOR FOOD WE MUST ALL RETURN HOME AND LOCK THE DOORS WE ARE CLOSING EARY AGAIN Sorry for inconvenice.
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    Land vehicle - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe 23 February at 05:45- NOTICE Tanks are now banned from our car park because someone cannot park responsibly. You have ruined it for everyone else who owns a tank and I hope you are happy. Thank u
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    Adaptation - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe 25 February at 03:48 CUSTOMER NOTICE IF YOU ARE EXPECTING A DELIVERY PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR EXOTIC PETS ARE FED AND OUT OF THE WAY. POOR MATONGO WAS NEARLY TRAMPLED BY THIS GIANT BEAST THIS AFTERNOON Like Comment Share
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    Pollution - Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe 23 February at 07:48 - NOTICE AS USUAL MONDAY NIGHT MARIO KART MADNESS HAS ENDED IN VIOLENCE, BLOODSHED AND DESTRUCTIONS As of today the management has cancelled mario kart Monday night madness for the foreseeable future. - Edmu
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    Adaptation - Dominos pizza Zimbabwe 26 February GOOD NEWS THIS IS MY PET CAT PENELOPE. SHE HAS COME BACK FROM BEING MISSING FOR 3 MONTHS. I THOUGHT PAPA JONATHANS HAD TAKEN HER FOR PIZZA. Thank you for helping get her back
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