Cradling your child in your arms only gives them the opportunity to mock your double chin.

‘You can do it yourself’: Underpaid employee gets $10,000 raise after taking PTO on a whim, due to being on the brink of being replaced 1

'My screen was idle for 28 minutes': New manager accuses highest performer of being unproductive because of failed "screen audit" 2

A Celebration of 42 Memes to Decorate Your Christmas Tree With Humor, Spice and Everything Nice 3

Adorable Array of 40 "Not My Cat" Moments When Humans Had An Unexpected Feline Visitor 4

40 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Couples Competing for Dungeon Master 5

'I thought we were on good terms': Job candidate asks former boss for reference, she sabotages candidate's chances with the recruiter 6

Just saying 1

Adorable Array of 40 "Not My Cat" Moments When Humans Had An Unexpected Feline Visitor 2

Can't bamboozle us 3

Cat ingenuity not required 4

Daily Dose of Cute: This Week's Best Compilation of Cats Captured In The Most Awwdorable Moments Pawssible (#262) 5

If I remember correctly 6