20 Wholesome Memes to Empower Dating Detective Damsels on the Case

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Kim Cohen
Jun 12, 2023 7:00 PM EDT

We can all be dating detectives when we really like a guy, or at least we all have that one girl in our gang who is. These are the girls who given a name can find out a guy's social media platforms, family members names, and even what he ate for dinner last night if they really put their minds to it. They're the girls who when out on a first date need to be careful not to make it clear that they stalked the guy and know every single detail about his life - even the girl he was dating in second grade.

If this sounds familiar (we see you laughing) then this bunch of wholesome memes are for you. Whether you're that girl, or a friend of that girl - there's something here to relate to. From listening to lies when you already know the truth to finding out everything on social media, start scrolling for the most relatable memes for the dating detectives amongst us…

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  • 01
    Office equipment - Them: "What are you talking about? I never said that" Me: Jan Screenshots March Screenshots Feb Screenshots Dec screenshots April Screenshots MED KINN
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  • 02
    Handwriting - I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.
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  • 03
    Computer - Him: mhm okay show me where she was flirting? me:
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  • 04
    Forehead - Him: What's wrong? Me: Nothing. Just wondering why you lied on October 12, 2012 at 5:27pm.
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  • 05
    Lip - Me looking at his likes
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  • 06
    Facial expression - Me listening to someone lie when I know the truth 15
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  • 07
    Eyebrow - Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is
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  • 08
    Product - Me: I'm not the jealous the type, they can do whatever they want, I trust them. Also me: CONES 3
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  • 09
    Candle - Me on the first date pretending like I don't already know his middle name, shoe size, home address, and social security number Detective level: 1,000,000 盒
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  • 10
    Comfort - My friend and I stalking his followings
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  • 11
    Tableware - When you put two and two together and find out more info than suppose to
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  • 12
    Font - girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did
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  • 13
    Vertebrate - When you know they're lying but you can't say anything bc of how you found out
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  • 14
    Cheek - *on a first date* ok dont let them know i stalked them online them: my aunt-- me: theresa or sharon
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  • 15
    Hair - Me pretending to act surprised about information I already knew
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  • 16
    Communication Device - "You don't even have proof" Me: 0
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  • 17
    Font - Friend: How do you know he was hanging out with his Ex? Me: I saw his insta story and there was a shadow of a girl in the background doing a handstand and I know it's his Ex because I stalked her insta and she posted a yoga pic from her vacay in Bali back in 2013 so she would def be able to do a handstand.
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  • 18
    Nose - Me stalking his page and hurting my own feelings.
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    Font - Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ 82% of CIA agents are men, which is insane because I just used my boyfriend's "likes" on twitter to map out the timeline of his entire romantic history since 2016, and I just don't believe a man could do that.
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    Eyebrow - When you do your routine stalk and bae hasn't liked any sluts pictures Good boy.
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