'He hasn't figured out it's me': Wife sabotages husband's music playlist after he annoys her

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    Plant - Present Tense K 11 LYRICE Have you ideas on how this life ends? Checked your hands and studied the lines? Have you ever believed that the mad shead Ascends off into the light?
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    Font - I influence my husbands Playlist when he annoys me. This is gonna be fairly short, but I think it will still make some people giggle. Now anyone who has been in a long term relationship knows sometimes your partner just annoys you. It's nothing serious, you still love each other but something's still get on your nerves.
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    Font - Now my husband of 10 years likes to listen to the playlist Apple Music made for him based on his interests, while working from home. He also has his Apple Music account hooked up to all the google speakers in the house. At one point we realized that what I listen to via the speakers sometimes shows up on his list, but also random stuff none of us listened too.
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    Font - So now whenever he goes on my nerves or I'm mad at him, I will play the most unhinged music via one of the speakers on the low volume for hours, so that the apple algorithm thinks he's interested in it and will mix it into his playlist. It annoys him and so far he hasn't figured out it's me, because of course this doesn't happen directly after we bicker.
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    Font - It probably shouldn't bring me as much joy as it does. And for everyone who doesn't have a sense of humor, rest assured I love this man too pieces and it's not that serious
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    Font - drpiotrowski 2 days ago It's okay. He's probably in the kitchen overtightening every lid and cap for you. ✩ 2.7k Reply Share
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    Font - pinkfluffyunicorn92 OP 2 days ago It's the little things 4 1.4k Reply Share
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    Font - HaveASeatChrisHansen. 2 days ago Different but, I had a roommate that had access to her ex's kindle account. Anytime he would come back around and pull some bs she'd find free self-improvement books and add them to his kindle.
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    Font - biglipsmagoo 2 days ago When I get pissed at my husband I use his paid You Tube acct on the TV to put on videos for our 5 & 7 yr old. It messes up his algorithm. ;) Won't take the trash out? Enjoy Blippi videos. 796 Reply Share
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    Font - reads_to_much +2. 2 days ago I put the baby shark theme tune on my daughters TV or speaker when she's annoyed me. I just ask alexa to play it on her dot and I use the fire tv app remote and tell Alexa to put it on her TV. I also randomly pause or change what she is watching.. ( she's a 25year old adult so I'm not being mean to a kid) 140 Reply Share
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    Font - pepperanne08- 2 days ago My daughter's had this dress that had glitter in the fabric and the stuff must have multiplied cause no matter how many times I washed it the glitter never seemed to fade. Any time my husband made me upset (not angry, just irritated) I would toss the dress in (dirty or not) with his load of work clothes.
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    Font - Mrs_Peee 2 days ago edited 2 days ago I played the long game with my other half a few years back He's a bit of technophobe so I set up a playlist for him, all pretty great stuff He worked on building sites at the time and use to get compliments from the other workies on "his" music taste, til one day he started blaring out Bob the Builder that I'd hidden on the list
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    Font - burlesque_nurse +2. 2 days ago I'm a long time fan of playing or liking songs that screws up his YouTube or Pandora algorithms. Or subscribing to YouTube channels that he can't stand. 193 Reply Share
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    Font - maggieufledu 2 days ago This is glorious because it's so harmless and yet has great impact. I love it.
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    Font - normal_mysfit 2 days ago +1. Lol, if my wife could do this to me, she would. We really love each other, but at times, I upset her. She then is like I love you but I don't like you right now.
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    Font - demimod2000 +2. 2 days ago I wish that I would have been able to do this! This is genius! My ex played his same mix for 20 years (no joke!). He would only listen to his mixes and no one else's

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