22 Witty Matrimony Memes for the Married Soul (June 22, 2023)

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    Product - What's something you do that you'd never tell your SO/spouse about ? #admin 137 Comments Like Comment When I'm at the checkout in Target or Walmart I sometimes buy gift cards to restaurants that I love and thennn when I want to go out to eat and hubby says we need to save money I'm like "waiiiiiiit a second! I thinkkkk I have a gift card from last Christmas we haven't used yet!!!!" I search in my pocketbook like I am really not sure....and then...waaaaa laaaa! There it is!!! Off to the
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    Furniture - me: I'm NOT mad! also me:
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    Font - ldk What is in the Amazon package? WTH do you mean you don't know I don't remember How is that even possible I have Primenesia &$18% WTH is Primenesia? I forget what I ordered from Amazon Prime Delivered
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    Smile - Oh look, my wife's last nerve I want to touch it!
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    Product - When my wife works in the evening and asks me about my plans while she's gone. 81 WAIT FOR YOU TO GET BACK. AND
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    Hand - THAT MOMENT WHEN HAVING CHILDREN matup.com STARTS TO PAY OFF
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    Primate - When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
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    Dog - When your husband says we don't have room for any more dogs
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    Hand - When your girl is on her period but you got them snacks, pills, movies and extra affection up your sleeve.
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    Happy - Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. All. The.Time. someecards user card
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    Outerwear - Expectation vs. reality doing anything in our new home with my husband Pivot, pivot, pivot. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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    Communication Device - Moms with phone cases like this have a 125% chance of taking out of focus pictures on your family vacation AXSARAP
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    Font - < I already ate. ? You hungry? What do you want? Lmfao Don't do this. Wifey What's for dinner? iMessage Ok. I can eat again. Oh HD True love is when you starve until we can eat together Loyalty... No. I'll just starve until breakfast #sohungry
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    Product - My Daughter said if she got Straight A's on her report card could I take her to see the Disney Movie "Dumbo". She got Straight A's World so I took her to Disney ill nono @_sugatits Smh baby girl learning early in life that men don't listen
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    Head - WHEN YOUR HUSBAND ADMITS YOU'RE RIGHT. imgflip.com
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    Forehead - When my husband can't find something even though I've told him exactly where it is...
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    Clothing - JUST DO ELE This is literally what my wife and I look like when she is telling me her side of a story.
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    Hair - mum did you want a daughter or a son? wanted back rub
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    Photograph - My Wife: OK, hurry up while the kids are distracted Me: HU @prettyokaydads
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    Rectangle - Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.
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    Smile - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I'm beginning to think my husband isn't going to apologize for the way he acted in my dream last night.
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    Motor vehicle - The police just showed up and took the dog!! What!!? Why?!!! Why did I marry you? Unpaid barking tickets

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