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'Which puppy would they steal?': Doggie rescue creates the ultimate relationship test using eligible pupelorettes to gauge how well you know your partner

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No matter how much you love dogs, there's always going to be a certain breed that melts your heart and steals the show. Maybe you grew up with a house full of golden doodles and their curly teddy-bear faces make you jump for joy. Maybe you simply can't resist the goopy-eyed look of a crusty white dog in all their patheticness. Or perhaps you love a good ol' fashioned rescue pitty with a huge smile and a heart of gold. You may know these things about yourself, but what kind of dog would you partner pick? 

One puppy rescue has created the ultimate relationship test by rolling up the curtain on their current eligible pupelorettes, challenging couples everywhere to guess which pawdorable baby pooch would best suit their mate. 

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Although, as everyone knows, all puppies are adorable, it is tough to pick favorites. Like any parent that lies about having a favorite child, we all know that there's secretly one of those little angels that comes out on top. For those who love the bully breeds, with their lil smooshed noses, there are a couples choice winners. 

These retrievers do be retrieving the hearts of millions with their focused eyes and willing snoots, ready to be booped by their furever master. 

Of course there's also a handful of pure bred good boys who are designer do-gooders. 

Then of course we have a fine selection of shaggy bois that no doubt have wet beards and goofy smiles. These ones may be doodles, but they're not dawdling around. 

Last but certainly not least, we have a haberdasher collection of mutts, with pitbull ears and quirky stiff tails. 

The shining eyes of each of these puppies could melt even the coldest heart, but do you know your partner well enough to consider which would be their favorite? Dog lovers are in agreement that the only logical answer to this conundrum is to take each and every pup home– just to be safe.

We have pupelorette number one, pupelorette number two, and pupelorette number ten thousand. Out of these wiggling tails and porky tummies, which eager beaver would you choose? It's certainly tough to resist the allure of a puppy heist. How many doggos do we think could fit in the trunk of a compact SUV? Asking for a friend…

Personally, I'd take all of them

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