'Why should we hire you?': Relatable Interview Memes for Resume Peddlers Wondering If Unemployment is Really All That Bad

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    Table - Employer: any experience with people? Me: I am a people
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    Hair - interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death
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    Facial expression - I worked the drive- thru at McDonald's I was an associate at a multinational firm in the service industry with revenue over $20 billion. Served as a liaison to the automotive industry.
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    Font - little lady gams @lexaprose writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits
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    Product - Interviewer: so tell me a little about yourself Me: Id rather not, i really need this job
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    Font - getting a rejection email with multiple fried chicken related puns is a new low for me ▸ Hi Eboni, KFC Thank you for your application to Team KFC. We're cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for. But we'd love to hear from you again give us a cluck if you would like to apply in the future. Best Wishes, Team KFC Dublin-Westmoreland Street
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    Outerwear - Interviewer: can I get you anything? Me: yeah a job Twitter: Daddy Jew
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    Sleeve - [Job interview] "What are ur strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "umm okay... what are ur weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
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    Font - BOSSES: "People just don't want to work anymore." THE JOBS: Proficient or experien Preferred Qualifications Master's degree Minimum Salary $15.29 per hour
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    Glasses - Interviewer: why should we hire you? Me: because you're hiring @Stupid Resumes
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    Product - Her: You're asking for a pretty high salary for someone who has no experience in this field. Him: Well, this job is gonna be super hard since I have no idea wtf I'm doing. StagedResumes
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    Font - Lindsay @Rollinintheseat Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations? Me: I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
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    Clothing - Hiring Manager: What's your biggest weakness? Me: My indecisiveness Hiring Manager: Will that affect your work? Me: No Hiring Manager: Great, then let's- Me: Maybe
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    Smile - Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but I've also prepared a dance
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    Font - jordan @jordan_stratton ... Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work
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    Shirt - Boss: why do yo-- Me: shhh Boss: what's your biggest wea-- Me: shhh Boss: (whispering) you're hired, welcome to the library BadJokeBen
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    Clothing - Sorry we're looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years of experience
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    Rectangle - Leonardo DiCaprisun @Heatherrnab Applied for a job and got this email back Dear Heather You attached a Jamie Oliver for Chilli Beef Recipe not your CV. Application date: 05/02/2015 CV file: Chilli Beef.docx
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    Outerwear - Interviewer Me: Hired Interviewer that? 1: Describe yourself 2: (whispers) OMG can he do @wayup

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