30 Shower Thoughts for the Ponderous Populous to Chew On

There's something about the white noise of the shower water splashing the porcelain tub that makes your brain light up. Maybe it's because you've been moderately brain-dead all day and the bucket of water to the face is waking you up, but the gentle thrum of the spray and the heat of the steam gets your brain juices pumping. Whether you know it or not, shower thoughts are probably where all the greatest minds get their kickstart. Plato probably had mind-blowing ideas in the tub, Bill Gates probably had shower revelations, and Einstein probably figured out E=MC²while enjoying a nice little rinse. You may not be sporting the greatest intellectual machine in that noggin of your, but the shower still has its lubricating effect on anyone's gray matter.

So keep on scrolling to chew on the ponderous perplexities of the populous with this week's harvest of shower thoughts. For more brain teasers, check out this story of how one employee got the best of a micromanaging boss.

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Jesse Kessenheimer

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