Once a year, on the ninth day of the ninth month, the cat gods gather for a momentous occasion of great importance, the ameowzingly divine day of judgment known as Cat Meme Supreme. On this day, the gathered cat gods receive the gifts of only the greatest and most hissterical cat memes from the mortal plane, gifted as offerings in their many temples.
Once all the meowmes have been offered, the council of cat gods spends the rest of the day deliberating, arguing over, trashing, and judging these truly magical memes, until only two are left. Then the council opens the floor to a majority vote with all the cat gods taking part, to decide which meme was truly the best of the best. Once this has been decided, a divine messenger is sent to guide the creator of the meme to the land of the cat gods, where they are given the choice to either ascend to godhood or receive one gentle-natured cat of pure delight. Most rightfully choose the cat.
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Currently, there are two options for how you can perceive these cats. First, a tight-knit group of mobster kitties who have good hearts but also own the catnip trade, or a tight-knit group of neer do well teenagers who call themselves a gang and sing their feelings. Any other options are welcome.
This is usually followed by the fabulous feline in question going to its hooman and staring at it for a little bit, and then yowling as if the entire world was in fire, for it is a hungry floofer and demands that it be fed.
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