Welcome everybody, to the first-ever Sassy Seal Parade, a joyous parade where we celebrate everything seal! That means plenty of seal puns, water floats, ball booping, and possibly even a guest appearance by renowned aquatic musician, See-all, the prophetic seal! He has predicted that he will be singing his crowd favorite 'Kiss from a Nose'. It's gonna be sealtastic!
And let's not forget our Meowtastic hosts for this amazing event: the illustrious Fur Baby Museum, where history and mystery come hand in hand. Pop into the museum this month to see the 'Sweet and Sassy Seal Exhibit', a collection of art showcasing some of the cutest seals on this side of the north pole! And now, let's get this parade on the roll!
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And now the derp seal float is rolling on by, led by the ultimate in derpy entertainment, Sir Derpicus Sealol of Derplandia, a knight in the royal guard and part-time jester. Look at how he juggles those swords with amazing precision and derpiness!
Don't hesitate to drop by the seal hug stations scattered along the parade, where you can receive hugs from all of the adorable seals that need to replenish their hug energy mid-march. Yes, seals run on hug energy, its canon.
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