Good morning class, and thank you for joining us today at the headquarters of the Amazing Animal Alliance (or the AAA). As some of you may know, the AAA is an organization devoted to bridging the gaps between animal nations, that started out right here in Meow City, as an offshoot of the Fur Baby Museum, which happens to be right next door!
Our founders saw through their research, that throughout history, the most peaceful periods were those where nations shared their art and entertainment with each other, allowing for other nations to be less afraid of the unknown, and more accepting of other cultures. Based on these studies, we have been able to settle age-old feuds, like the Meow-Woof wars, which our predecessors solved using derpy meme circulation. This is why our motto is 'Nothing heals rifts like laughter'.
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Another important tool of the AAA is cuteness. With the power of cuteness, they can move mountains, literally. In the case of disputed territory between cows on either side of a small mountain, a pawdorable kitten negotiator was sent and managed to convince both nations they were better off not having such a hard-to-navigate territory within their borders, and both gave up claims to it.
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