10 People Who Are Metal as the Fiery Pits of Hell

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  • 01
    Store label says you can make your pancakes more metal by calling syrup tree blood.
  • 02
    Tombstone reads that the man never killed a man that didn't need killing.
  • 03
    Live TV news headline reads that pug starts fight with police dog during a standoff.
  • 04
    Massive brawl breaks out at outdoor concert.
  • 05
    Jesus says that he was joking about carving slayer into your arm.
  • 06
    Truck with kid asking people to donate blood is made more funny by dark metal lyrics in caption.
  • 07
    Death row inmate eats bible as his last meal and has his entire face covered in crazy tattoos.
  • 08
    Picture of Jesus crossing his finger makes him look like he's going full metal.
  • 09
    Tinder conversation escalates super quickly with heavy metal reference.
  • 10
    Person is about to put in Iron Maiden disc into microwave when it says to not put metal in there.
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