28 Witty Matrimony Memes for the Married Soul (July 14, 2023)

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    Human - My husband laying in bed with his phone on max brightness @Honey Mustard Mama
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    Sleeve - Me, a happily married woman, blasting Flowers by Miley Cyrus on repeat @alyceoneword
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    Font - k8e @kpfeffss I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fing rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
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    Head - When my husband complains about something that could have been avoided if he had just listened to me @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Font - Husband: I'll watch the kids while you get a pedicure Me: That's nice. Why the treat? My feet: MOVIECLIPS.COM @Honey Mustard Mama
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    Font - Marriage And Martinis @Marriage Martini Sadly, my husband was not amused today when we finally got around to having a serious discussion about budgeting, but our meeting was quickly interrupted when I had to get up because the $3 coffee I doordashed for $18 was being delivered.
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    Font - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? . well this week isn't good... ... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...
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    Font - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy Me: Should we have macaroni salad or potato salad at the BBQ? Husband: Can we talk about this when we're not having SOX?
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    Font - jamie @gnuman1979.6h How many men are gonna die? EMERGENCY EXIT MAP 333 West Harbor Drive, San Diego, CA 92101 North Tower 18th Floor In Case of Fire Use Stairs Do Not Use Elevator FIRE ALARM IS IDENTIFIED BY AN ELECTRONIC HORN & STROBE LIGHTS EXIT ROUTE EXTINGUISHER ATOR EL STAIRS STAIR 1 ROOF ACCESS XXX You Are Here STAIR 2 ROOF ACCESS
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    Font - mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail *eating a snack my husband wanted* Him: Where did you find that? I was looking for it. Me: I looked where you looked, then 2 inches to the left. :
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    Font - mommy Cocktail MommyCocktail @MommyCocktail Romantic weekends away should include separate bathrooms.
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    Product - I saw this woman with a glass of white wine in the middle of Marshall's and Im honestly still not over it Fil share
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    Font - Lessons from the Minivan @FromMinivan I only go to the gym so I can shower alone.
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    Headgear - When I'm swamped with parenting duties and stumble upon my sleeping husband @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Hairstyle - When you're trying to watch a movie and your kid talks the entire time.
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    Food - How to get out of potlucks for the rest of your life
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    Nose - One day she'll blow everyone away with my tuna casserole recipe. @itssherifield
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    Facial expression - Me: Hearing the kids give my husband a hard time and thinking, maybe I should help him out? Also me: Nah. @jacana_mommy
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    Forehead - Watching my husband critique my homemade dinner without realizing it's his mom's recipe @momwithaboysname
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    Outerwear - Me to my family: We are all going and we're all going to have a good time! Also me the entire time, wondering why I bother: @oneawkwardmom ({}) FOX
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    Glasses - When my husband's snoring is keeping me awake @Honey MustardMama MIRNE MANA
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    Facial expression - When my partner rolls over in bed @Honey Mustard Mama OVER THE LINE
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    Forehead - WHEN I ASK MY HUSBAND TO HANDLE BATH TIME @SNARKANDLEMONS Y YOU'RE GONNA F***ING HATE THE WAY I DO IT
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    Font - snarkandlemons SNARK LEMONS @snarkandlemons *** 7 Marriage is a fine line between 'let's get it on' and 'don't breathe on me'.
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    Font - My husband's various bars of soap staring at me in the shower @Honey Mustard Man
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    Forehead - Me: I can't sleep. Babe, can you help? Him: @Honey MustardMama My way's not very sportsmanlike
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    Smile - WHEN I SLEEP WITH THE WRONG PILLOW @thehiddensnacksmama I'm a little banged up, I'm fine. ion
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    Shoulder - Them: communication is key in marriage Me communicating with my husband: @oneawkwardmom

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