For the fancy girlies out there that are absolutely slaying every day, we salute you. It's not easy to DIY your way into smooth skin, perfect contours, and long baddie nails, but you're out here polishing yourself to the perfect balance of smooth and edgy. If being a femme girl were easy, everybody would do it. The glamor, the glitter, the gloss and the fame are what drew us into the girly girl life but now we stick around because we can't imagine a life with unpolished nails and bad eyebrows. Noooo, sweetie, we are the canvas and we use the brush to paint ourselves up nicely so we can show the world the aesthetic of our personality, not our gene pool.
So maybe some people say that girly girls are superficial, but what they really mean is that we give super facials and have pretty much all the knowledge in the world when it comes to looking, and feeling, like a bad mamajama.
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