'Her Venmo username': Men Discuss the Cringiest Dating Bios of Women They Swiped Left

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Jul 14, 2023 7:00 PM EDT

Attempting to curate the perfect dating app bio is daunting. How are you supposed to capture the essence of your personality, convince a person to love you, and prove that you're mentally stable in 150 characters or less? It's impossible. You may try your best to create a perfect profile, but some women really miss the mark on what's acceptable to include in your bio. But it makes you wonder… what are the dating faux pas of the online world and how can we avoid making fools of ourselves before we even go on a date with a guy? 

Perhaps not all women think that way… Men recently engaged in a disturbing online discussion to chat about the cringiest things women have included on their dating profile. It seems as though, not all women feel the need to try and be their best self before meeting a guy. Some ladies were throwing in links to their OF page, flashing their judgmental tendencies, and even broadcasting their pregnancy details. Scroll for the juiciest, most awkward dating app flops that'll have you swiping left. 

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    Font - r/AskMen Posted by u/HumanShark560 What's one of the most disturbing or cringe thing you've read on a woman's online dating bio 12 hours ago
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    Font - Cultural_Mongoose864. 9 hr. ago "If you're feeling generous: [her venmo username]"
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    Font - tmps1993. 9 hr. ago I don't know if I would consider it "disturbing" but one that is etched in my mind is a woman who wrote "I'm 8 and a half months pregnant. It's a boy!"
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    Font - Red_Trapezoid. 9 hr. ago "Yes I am pregnant, yes the father is out of the picture" or something along those lines. Oh boy sign me up! /s
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    Font - paulfromatlanta. 10 hr. ago Male "Looking for submissives with good credit..."
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    Rectangle - The Wild Jarvi 9 hr. ago "entertain me" "I don't message first" "Hmu on Instagram I'm not active here"
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    Font - beigereige 10 hr. ago Years ago on Plenty of Fish this woman wrote in her profile that she wanted men to send her their social security number so that she can run a background check before they chat
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    Font - jhagen13 9 hr. ago Funny, that dying Nigerian prince said the same thing in my email about getting my unclaimed inheritance.
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    Human body - LGAMER3412. 10 hr. ago I'm a "bad b ch". Like what am I supposed to do with that information.
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    Font - Ourea_1 10 hr. ago . "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." Look, I don't want to have handle anything when I come home. I want peace.
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    Human body - GogoYubari92 7 hr. ago She a freak in the sheets and a freak in the streets.
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    Font - Locked UpLGK 8 hr. ago "Cat lover and astrology believer" Reply Share 73 HumanShark560 OP 8 hr. ago . Using the STARS to determine romantic potential....how scientific -_-
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    Font - Fragrant-Ambition313. 10 hr. ago 666 rule... 6 feet tall, 6+ inch d k, 6 figure salary.... She sounded fun 776 Reply Share ICSChoppers 5 hr. ago The real question is, what did she bring to the table?
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    Human body - hitmikey 10 hr. ago "Make me laugh"
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    Font - MelbaToast6049 hr. ago "Buy me things and entertain me" Reply Share 89 HumanShark560 OP 8 hr. ago Be like "Here's a link to Indeed"
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    Gesture - A_Generic_White_Guy. 6 hr. ago The TSA is the only action ... "I have 4 kids and a fifth on the way!" Ma'am you're 23...
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    Font - Fragrant-Ambition313 9 hr. ago "I don't get on here often, message me on insta" 236 Reply Share itizwutitizz 9 hr. ago I hate this!!
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    Font - Fragrant-Ambition313. 9 hr. ago To me it just seems like they're trying to boost their following yeah? 68 Reply Share Chef-Andy-B 9 hr. ago Either that or the Instagram is just one big OF promotion.
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    Font - Reg76Hater 3 hr. ago "Hmu on Instagram I'm not active here" I always assumed that women who put that in their profile aren't actually looking to date, they're just fishing for more IG followers.
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    Font - LeRoyRouge 7 hr. ago making boys cry I 35 Reply Share HumanShark560 OP 7 hr. ago ....tears of joy, right? RIGHT?! Reply Share 16 LeRoyRouge 7 hr. ago Idk I swiped left lol .
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    Gesture - Scarred_wizard 10 hr. ago 30s Male (completely empty) Happens way too often. How am I supposed to consider them if I have nothing to go on?
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    Font - Then-Future-4343 10 hr. ago edited 7 hr. ago Besides from the usual obvious stubbornness "I am who I am and if you don't like it f off" kinda bios - not really any that were exceptionally alarming.
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    Font - blueblurz949 hr. ago No money, no honey
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    Font - Alternative-Mango-52 · 8 hr. ago Empty I'm old fashioned Impress me 6 feet, salary, pack, whatever Travel addict Entrepreneur(possibly of link) Whatever mental awakening scam cult's motto Having children and being single in her early-mid 20's
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    Font - Inside Hangar18. 8 hr. ago I'm so glad I never use the apps man. All I ever hear are horror stories about them, like in this thread, idk how y'all deal with this
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    Facial expression - Her: "Buy me things and entertain me" Him: "Here's a link to Indeed"
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