'I know exactly what must be done': Karen takes dude's spot at gas station, dude blocks her from leaving

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    Automotive parking light - RVEY LTD 1126 1120 "Don't want to wait your turn? Now you wait ten minutes." L B
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    Font - Don't want to wait your turn? Now you wait ten minutes. On mobile, forgive my textwall. This happened to me last night. I got in my car to pick up my girlfriend and my tire pressure light came on. I have a 12v air compressor in my backseat but it's loud and fills sort of slowly, so I opted to drive to the local wawa.
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    Font - (For those who don't have Wawa, it's like if 7/11 got sober and went to college.) Wawa's air pumps are free to use which usually means there are at least a few cars lined up, but when I pulled in there was only one other car. Score. I pulled behind the guy filling his tires and an older gentleman in a BMW pulled in behind me. After about 3 minutes a woman in a brand new Lexus pulls up directly next to me and puts her window down. "I only have to fill one tire, do you mind if I go in front
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    Font - She muttered something while rolling her window up and I put up mine. About a minute later the guy at the pump was done. He backs up and before I can even put my car in gear Lexus woman pulls her car in front of mine diagonally, blocking me from pulling into the spot, and then pulls straight in after th first guy has moved. She climbs out of her car and gives me the MOST INFURIATING little wave.
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    Font - At this point my anger gives way to a ninja-like calm, and I know exactly what must be done. I pull my car forward and stop ~6 inches from her rear bumper. The air pump is in the corner of the lot, so Lexus woman has a curb in front of her, a curb to her right (where the pump is), an open spot to her left,
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    Font - and now my dirty car right behind her brand new one. She is busy filling her tire and doesn't notice that I've pulled right up to her car. I step out of my car, grab my air compressor from the back seat and start setting it up to fill my tire. Mr. BMW, who has remained completely still and silent, sees what I'm doing and asks if I can fill his tires too. I say "of course" and motion for him to park in the empty spot to Lexuslady's left. As soon as he pulls in she notices what's happening
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    Font - face beet red and little flecks of spittle popping out from between her cigarette teeth as she calls me all sorts of names. I calmly say "Ma'am, I only have one tire to fill. You don't mind, do you?". Mr. BMW is absolutely loving this, and as I finish my tire and move to fill his she starts up again. "You motherf piece of holes etc.". I finish Mr. BMW's tire and he thanks me for my help, climbs in his car and pulls away grinning. I wrap my compressor up nicely, pick a good song, and set m
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    Font - tldr lady takes my spot at the air pump, I block her in and fill my tire and the gentleman behind me with my own very slow, very loud compressor.
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    Font - SpaceLovingNerd. 6 hr. ago I decided to upvote you as soon as you described Wawa as 7-11 sober and college educated. Never felt something hit so real.
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    Font - Also good for you. The entitlement is so rampant out there. What a nice, albeit petty af, way to handle an obnoxious self- appointed main character.
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    Font - Marcel-said-it-best. 5 hr. ago Nice one. Entitled got her dose of karma.
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    Font - Major-Yogurtcloset52 4 hr. ago Heh heh, my fave petty revenge stories to read are about a-h0L3s parking, driving, service station. This is a sweet little bit of lively pettiness lol
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    Vertebrate - Past-Emergency-2374 +1 • 2 hr. ago Absolutely the best description of Wawa
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    Font - 2 hr. ago 250 psi of justice had me Julianitaos
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    Font - Wild Replacement8213 +1.2 hr. ago Well that was satisfying. I have power windows now but my first were hand cranked I will forever say "roll up/down"
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    Font - chaunceypie 4.5 hr. ago Thus is exactly my kind of petty! Also, I'm not saying this applies to all Lexus owners, but any of them around here act like they own the town as well

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