'Touch her; flirt with her; stare at her body': Married Men Help a Fellow Dude by Sharing Spicy –Yet Wholesome– Advice That'll Rekindle the Flame in His Flopping Marriage

Sometimes, being married takes the mystery out of romance. Not only have you legally tied your life to another person's, but odds are, you were dating them for years before your holy union and now your best friend is also your spouse. There's nothing wrong with having a friendship with your wife or your husband, but for some people, the flame of romance is extinguished as the years of picking up each other's dirty skivvies off of the floor and harvesting hair balls out of the shower drain have turned your married life into an uns3xy wasteland of chastity and platonic friendship. 

One man recently revealed that he and his wife of 5 years have not 'made out' since they were newlyweds, which sparked a debate online on how married men can keep the spark alive in their marriages. The following advice was given (and received) my men who have survived and thrived after years of marriage to their one true love by utilizing a few simple, yet spicy tricks. These are the marriages we all aspire to have– the kind of spousal relationship that makes everyone at the old-folk's home a little jealous and reminiscent of the flirty, fun days of their past. 

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