The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (July 28, 2023)

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    Cartoon - Me: So what did I miss last session, we were gonna go shopping right? DM: Well things got a little...weird... w LICE STER DUN DMG MILK
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    Hairstyle - When the barbarian crits against a goblin and insists on rolling damage even though minimum damage would kill it. "Stop! He's already dead."
  • 03
    Poster - You're in her DMs I'm sacrificing her to Demons. We are not the same. You BBEG LO Your Girl RUN NOREM DMG
  • 04
    Cameras & optics - Me running a combat encounter with multiple stat blocks, keeping initiative, DJ'ing the battle music, taking notes, and arguing with my partner over text.
  • 05
    Organism - Necromancer: honestly I should send something deadlier or cast a spell... But, I'm getting kinda mesmerized by the high kicks. do you see that muscle tone? MAX
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    Font - Bard, out of nowhere: "I rolled a nat 20 for seducing the dragon!" DM: <sighs> "The dragon becomes interested in you enough not to kill you immediately." Bard: "I rolled another nat 20! Gonna tap that soon!" DM: "I didn't even... alright, the dragon takes you to its lair for I M MEDIATE COPULATION. Upon arrival, due to obvious incompatibility in anatomy, the dragon polymorphs into a human form. Bard: "Nice! What does she look like?" DM: "Exactly like you." Bard: "Wait, what?" DM: "I'm say
  • 07
    Hand - When the TTRPG clicks for your new players and they start RP'ing or discussing lore without any prompting RUN DMG
  • 08
    Clothing - LIFE D&D
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    Hat - The Party's "favorite" NPC (pseudo hostage) after hearing all the "hilarious shenanigans" (murder & mayhem) they did while "adventuring" (grave robbing, murder for hire, anarchy) RUN DMG
  • 10
    Organism - When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
  • 11
    Font - yeens-human I'm begging you Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member's name wrong "Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again" "Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end
  • 12
    Cat - Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
  • 13
    World - GM: You are 100% sure you want to flirt with *checks notes* "gurgloth The Sineater"? Bard: Oh yeah, I show him a sin to eat hehe *5 minutes later* Bard incoming! I thought he was going to "distract" them? RUN DMG *Sigh* Well a friend in need... What!? it was just getting interesting!!! Bard GUYS!!! I messed up the BBEG is way freakier than I anticipated! HELP!!!! ROSLOF
  • 14
    Hat - G'day! I'm Bob the Necromancer TRIE Today we're doing an unboxing hold up
  • 15
    Land vehicle - When you do character intros on session 1 of a new campaign and nobody read the setting guide
  • 16
    Photograph - I KEEP TRYING TO CREATE A EPIC ENEMY FOR MY PLAYERS ∞-334 BUT ILL NEVER MAKE ONE THATS AS DANGEROUS TO THEM AS THEMSELVES
  • 17
    Organism - Paladin: Another town saved! Onwards my friends more innocents need our aid! RUN COK
  • 18
    Product - DM: Roll to pick the lock Player: *Rolls Natural 1* Let me have a try. OPEN SESAME! TUME Well, I've done all I can do.
  • 19
    Forehead - Therapist: You have to learn to process your emotions in a healthy way, you can't just live in a fantasy world! Me having bought 5 TTRPGs this week: RUN DMG
  • 20
    Forehead - Bandit Leader: Please! Spare me and I'll give you everything. 100 Gold, some pearl earrings, I've even got this Wizards spellbook! YOURS! JUST LET ME LIVE!!! Barbarian: RUAS DMG You got any stuff that doesn't suck?

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