'[I] automated my useless boss out of her job': Boss sneaks out of work to have an affair, employee automates every task she does

This boss thought she was getting away with sneaking around, but the entire office already knew her secrets. 

One basic rules of adult life is to avoid dating those you work with. There are billions of people in the world, so why would you want to date someone who you work with all day? It can lead to awkward power dynamics. Even if the relationship works really well, any cutesy behavior between the couple is sure to make the rest of the workplace uncomfortable. 

This boss seems like she was "useless," as u/lungb*ng shared in this malicious compliance story. Kerry, this person's boss, was known for showing up late, calling off work last minute, and leaving work early. The cherry on top is that she was also having an affair with her boss. Maybe she thought she was concealing her relationship well, but it seems like the whole office caught wind of it. 

As her employee, the OP was pretty annoyed by her accumulating time off, so one day, the OP took matters into their own hands. The best part is, they had the CEO on their side. It seems like the OP improved this workplace — and now their dating bosses have way more time to continue their affair. 

Next up, these women were outraged that children on a beach were allowed to play with inflatable toys, so they complained to this lifeguard. 

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