Tumblr Story: The Epic Saga Of Goat Guy

You might've already stumbled upon this olden golden gem from the depths of the wild world of Tumblr before.

The epic saga, brought to us by probably-voldemort's Tumblr blog, centers on a mom who was absolutely committed toward getting her son set up with a woman through the offering of goats. The original poster of this story insists that every year at a Christmas event in their town since they were 13, a woman who sold ponchos started to barter for OP to marry her son and offered up goats in return for her hand in marriage.

Yep. Goats. Apparently, the offer increased over the years — it started as six goats and increased to more goats and chickens. The real wild twist in this story is when OP and the Goat Boy grew up, he became Goat Guy and they even wound up in university classes together.

You'll have to read on to find out what happens, but we might as well call this guy the goat guy. Check out some more funny, random, and sweet Tumblr gems over here.

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