'Interviewer can't handle the truth': Dude gets denied employment after being brutally honest in an interview

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    Font - Posted by u/Decent-Photograph391 1 day ago S Interviewer can't handle the truth
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    Font - Years ago I was repeatedly pestered by this recruiter to take a phone interview. It wasn't my dream job, but I reluctantly agreed.
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    Font - The interview started pretty uneventfully. Then the guy asked me "why do you want this job?".
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    Font - I can't be too honest and say "I don't really, but the recruiter would not stop pestering me about doing this interview", so I straight up told him
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    Handwriting - why I would want any job: "so that I can pay my bills".
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    Font - That did not go over well. He ended the interview right then. My recruiter ghosted me as well.
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    Font - First of all, why do interviewers insist on asking these moronic, cliched questions that everyone has heard a thousand times, that
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    Font - only get the same moronic, cliched answers? Second, why is it so offensive to him that I
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    Font - was being totally honest with my answer? Does he really think most people go to a job to "find their passion in life" or some other BS like that?
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    Rectangle - Southern-Beautiful-3 1 day ago · I once answered, "To support myself in the manner in which I have become accustomed, living indoors and eating regularly." I got the job.
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    Font - Mediocre-War-2701 1 day ago That's a good one as it filters out thes t companies where all culture and soul has been stripped out and replaced with corporate drone. Being able to laugh at a dumb joke with management is essential!
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    Font - Southern-Beautiful-3 1 day ago · If they ask, "Describe your dream job," reply with "Bond villain." If they ask why, elaborate on the money, girls and not having to worry about retirement.
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    Font - EddyArchon 22 hr. ago ● It hasn't happened in my last few interviews, but two of my favorite questions always went as follows: "What are your strengths?" "I can deadlift 485lbs."
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    Font - "What are your weaknesses?" "Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake rolls."
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    Font - woodflizza 19 hr. ago. edited 19 hr. ago ● One time when asked what my best strength was I said "The ability to keep a straight face when asked ridiculous questions" and proceeded to look him in
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    Font - the eye with a serious face. We both started laughing. Got the job, not sure how much that answer helped or worked against me
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    Font - Gliese667 22 hr. ago ● Or the classic "I don't dream about labor" 64 ↓ Reply Share Armored_Violets. 21 hr. ago That's the only answer that comes to my mind anytime I hear or read that question.
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    Font - avatar_of_prometheus. 22 hr. ago Mine is "Intergalactic emperor". I would be a benevolent overlord, I assure you, but I haven't gotten the gig yet.
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    Font - Askduds 1 day ago · Admittedly I already have the job but I have told my boss "I like this job marginally more than I like being homeless"
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    Font - wallyTHEgecko 21 hr. ago. edited 15 hr. ago Some form of "I like being paid and would prefer to earn such pay in a way that is enjoyable/interesting/etc" has always treated me well.
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    Font - kidtykat 22 hr. ago ● Close to what I tend to say and it always gets a laugh! " I rather enjoy food and electricity and having a place to live"
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    Font - sobo_art1 1 day ago · It has always been my lifelong dream to advance society and drive humanity forward into a new golden age by...checks notes... putting flavored sugar water into disposable containers.
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    Font - chineseoctopus · 20 hr. ago They were looking for their Dwight Schrute. Someone passionately motivated by their love for the paper industry.
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    Hand - "He ghosted me

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