On a farm far to the west of Meowlandia lives a secret community of orange cats, whose purrpose has remained shrouded by the branches of their vast orchards, until today, that is. Reports coming in are speaking of an ameowzing tale, where these orange cats were not only raising delicious oranges (and avocatoes), but also the Orange Meowssiah, the promised cat!
As we all know from our Meowlandian hisstory classes as children, the orange cats were cursed for their hubris of thinking themselves smarter than the cat gods, way back in the ancient days of Meowlandia. This curse was to plague them, having them collectively share a single braincell, reducing them to silly little derps most of the time, until the Orange Meowssiah would come and purify their curse. Ameow.
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There's nothing like an orange-scented bath to help you relax after a long day at the office, and heck, why not throw in some catnip so that the kitties can enjoy it too. Just don't leave you're orange cats in too long, or they'll have a hard time receiving the braincell.
Dear customer, it seems that we have sent you the wrong type of oranges, and would like to apologize, and offer you a full refund. We will have someone pick up the ones you have and switch them for the ones that you ordered, ASAP.
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