'They've gained 40lbs each': Guy gets long-term payback against the office bullies who made fun of his friend's lisp by fattening them up with free sweets

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    Font - Posted by u/i_am_jacks_reddit_ 22 hours ago 54 3 3 3 4 2 S 3 I've been secretly fattening up two co- workers for talking sh t about a friend of mine.
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    Font - I've known my friend since high school (I'll call him Bob) we're both in our 40's now and ended up briefly working for the same company, but different locations. Sometimes
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    Font - employees travel to different locations for training and whatnot and a little over a year ago, my buddy ended up here for a half day of training. My friend has a lisp, he's self
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    Font - conscious about it, was teased in high school and it's affected his self image and self esteem. The guy
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    Font - is all heart and really is a cool guy if you get to know him. He's a bit overweight, and pretty self conscious about that too...
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    Font - I wasn't here the day Bob came to train, but the next day I went to the front office with 2 of the secretaries to say good morning like always (we
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    Font - had a good rapport) and they were talking with a fake lisp and absolutely cracking up like it was the funniest thing in the world. I knew my friend
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    Font - was here, but asked them anyway what the lisp was about. The two assholes didn't know Bob was one of my oldest friends. They could barely keep a
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    Font - straight face about how "the guy from the other place sounded like a loser who would probably never find a woman...he
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    Font - looked greasy... he was fat...can you imagine what he would sound like in bed...lisping and sweating... ha ha ha..."
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    Font - Shit like that. I was pissed, but kept a good poker face. Kinda chuckled and said something to the effect of "you guys are terrible..." They seemed proud of themselves.
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    Plant - These two asshole have a sweet tooth. For the last year, I have relentlessly been bringing them donuts, chocolates, Starbucks drinks with so
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    Font - much sugar they could give an elephant diabetes, ice cream, ice cream cakes, candy, anything that is calorie dense and sweet. It's not hard to
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    Font - make them eat. I just say stupid cliche "funny" stuff like "diet starts tomorrow!" or "If you take small bites, there's fewer calories!" They laugh and
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    Font - eat. No joke, they have gained about 40 lbs a piece and now complain about finding clothes and being tired all the time. One of them
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    Font - was spilling her guts to the other about her husband not wanting to sleep with her anymore. Bob never found out about what they said, he left the company for
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    Font - greener pastures shortly after that incident. He's doing good. I have no intention of stopping.
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    Organism - IMAGINARIAN_photos. 22 hr. ago. edited 2 hr. ago 2 2 2 2 & 10 More Well played, Petty Crocker, well played! You're my hero!
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    Product - mermaidpaint 19 hr. ago +3. Her revenge is very .. .... sweet!
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    Font - RayEd29 +1 - 22 hr. ago Destroying them by exploiting character flaws they make fun of others for. You've been deputized by Lady Karma.
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    Font - bonafidebob. 19 hr. ago I don't think karma exists as a universal force. We make karma happen. Like this. This is delicious.
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    Font - MadManInABox1963. 19 hr. ago And evidently loaded. with calories
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    Font - Murgatroyd314 +2. 17 hr. ago "Karma" is Sanskrit for "deeds", the things you have done in the world. Given enough time, whatever you do in the world will come back around to affect you.
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    Drinkware - "Destroying them by exploiting character flaws they make fun of others for... That's Karma."

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