21 Lord Farquaad Memes for 'Shrek' Fans and Short Kings

Lord Farquaad might not have officially been a king in Shrek, but he will always be the king of all short kings. His narcissism and projection of insecurities is exactly the type of guy most early 20-something-year-old girls fall for. He exudes false confidence and wants to make you his queen! I don't know about you, but sounds like the skater boy I used to date… But at least Lord Farquaad had a bed and not just a mattress on the floor. In fact, he had a massive bed! You get a glimpse of it in the movie and he's even enjoy a good martini in there. Martinis in bed??? Sounds like the kind of life anyone could be swooned into. Wait… Am I simping over Lord Farquaad right now??? Maybe I've been doom scrolling through too many memes… Naaaaah, never! It's like our short king Lord Farquaad always says, "some of you may d!e, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make!" 

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