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Top 20+ Bold Hot Takes and Pickup Lines from Online Folks with Rizz

Part of being a single person in the digital age requires taking big swings online. Whether it's making a bold statement on social media or trying out an original pickup line on a dating app, the people who come out on top in this day and age are the people with "rizz." Now, for those of you who grew up during the Pleistocene era like myself, "rizz" is short for charisma, and it's often attributed to people with swagger and game. In other words, I do not have this "rizz." But perhaps by reading this collection of dating app pickup lines and tweets, I will improve by osmosis. That's how that works, right?

 

These hot takes and pickup lines were compiled from Twitter's @RizzHOF account. We've got some variety here when it comes to folks with "rizz," including flirting by complimenting someone's dog, clever wordplay, bold social media posts from people who aren't the brightest bulbs, and even people whose descriptions of their day-to-day are a bit of a stretch. Imagine telling someone you "travel for work" when your job is to deliver pizza. I mean, it's accurate, but it's a stretch. That kind of blind confidence is what it means to have rizz. Keep scrolling below to have a look for yourself. For more funny dating app messages, check out these top dating app fails of the week!

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