Top 20+ Bold Hot Takes and Pickup Lines from Online Folks with Rizz

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    Product - < YOU MATCHED WITH Thank you Today 10:45 AM 25/19 L Beautiful eyes Great color too Is she a rescue? Wait are you talking about my dog Yeah she's cute Sent
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    Azure - YOU MATCHED WITH THERESA ON 6/5/18 0% Wanna know the chances of us hooking up? Today 11:18 AM Ever check the weather and it says 0% chance of rain but it still rains anyway? Today 12:48 PM My point is, Theresa, I'm no meteorologist but I think Theresa chance of rain. Sent
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    Azure - ← Go on Omfg Omfg Abbie Monday 23:40 Whats the difference between a bee and a wasp? Tuesday 13:59 Tuesday 14:44 A wasp is mean and aggressive, whilst Abbie is sweet and cute Tuesday 16:14 That's my favourite line that's ever been used GIF Type a message...
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    Light - X ON 1/23/19 Hey, wanna steal my comfiest hoodie? YOU MATCHED WITH what the fl yes Sweet, but you got 2 choices. You prefer burgundy or more of an olive green? olive green id say or whichever one is bigger Ok, I'll be sure to wear that on our first date Speaking of, when is that? hey pretty smooth Sent
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    Font - can a take you too the cinema If your allowed Today 12:02 If am allowede aye not usually allowed to take snacks in
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    Product - GIF Today 10:26 PM Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen Type a message... Recense ASS hi - obvisouly i'm no linger interested in communicating with you after that message, but i'm writing to let you know, entirely for your own sake, that you need to do better or no girl will ever seriously reply to you ^
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    Product - 6:58 PM Craig I'm going to be honest You have the same name as my dad And it's throwing me off a little 8:33 PM That's ok I prefer to go by my nickname anyway Oh yeah? What's that? Daddy Delivered
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    Product - X YOU MATCHED WITH JESS ON 3/9/20 Jess Take me hoooooooommmee Oh my god. Country roaaaaaaaads Wait. That's not the words- I mean, if you insist. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard
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    Font - 5:13 PM Aren't you that missing girl from that poster in target? whuuut What poster ? My English teacher always told me I need a hook to get a readers attention now that I got yours whats good let me get your snap LMFAOO
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    Jaw - ← April Today 15:25 I can only assume you're going to disappear in 16 days In 16 days .. why 16 days? 15th IT'S GONNA BE MAY Sent
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    Organism - Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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    Ecoregion - About 40% of Americans believe humans and dinosaurs existed the same time 21 MAST Explain this picture then. And don't say it's photo shopped, they didn't have it back then. 16h 1,314 likes Reply painting lol it's a
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    Vertebrate - 40 4029news obc29 @4029news Bear wanders into city hall building in California 4029tv.com/article/bear-c... Dragana @draganakaurin You can't put a bear on a state flag and then act surprised when it shows up for a town hall meeting
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    Water - @backtonature Chicken can't afford an umbrella so she uses her wings to keep her chicks out of the rain DB @david_belle 'Can't afford' It's a chicken.
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    Sleeve - @tchnicallytrue is that the queen she has breached the gates of heaven
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    Product - emmy @actuallyemmyy. 3d would you take me to the beach? 475 1,687 15.5K Michael Tamborello @Michael Tambore2 Replying to @actuallyemmyy Looks like you're already on the beach
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    Bird - isfp Ristp my talent is identifying birds 12:37 PM 30/08/2021 intj @intj okay. what's this one? 10 isfp @isfp yep it's definitely a bird O 2 mv 1m v
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    Cartoon - year ago If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out. 124K 99 B
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    Font - Tiffany Alvord @TiffanyAlvord Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will". bauhausfanaccoun @hyped_resonance I will my parents still loved me
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    Rectangle - boys literally have O excuse for not having communication skills bc I've seen y'all play group video games and you describe where ur at like it's life or death Ⓒ-170 >
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    Font - Donny Electric @DonnyElectric I saw my boy across the bar tell some girl he "travels for work"... that man delivers pizza Twitter for iPhone 403 Retweets 3,235 Likes
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    Black - I know every phone number 1 27 Replying to No you don't. 11:16 PM Jan 26, 2021 Twitter Web App View Tweet activity 1m 27 39s ←] Replying to I do. I just don't know who they belong to. 27 :

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