Welcome to the United Animal Nations (or UAN) headquarters, where peace and camaraderie between animals are the top priorities. Though this is an important and ameowzing goal to strive for, we recognized early on that it is one that can easily become monotonous, boring, and straight-up tiresome. So to keep those negative aspects at bay, we acquired the help of Derplandia's wise and silly Derp Lords!
These mighty knights patrol our organization's halls, and bring laughter and cheer wherever they go, a feat that has awarded them the nickname of the 'Fun Police'. They are led by the barktastic Sir Ruffus, a master of Derp Fu, who spent much of his childhood training to become the strongest fighter in the world until he realized that true power comes from derpy delight.
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These two cuties are descendants of the original Monkey-Lion cavalry riders of yore. This cavalry force was one of Derplandia's first units and was the main reason they won the War of In-derp-endance against the Humdrumian Empire.
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