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Throughout all of Wooferonia's history, there is one clan of delightful doggos that stands out as the strongest fighters: the Dachshund clan. These small but mighty wiener dogs may seem a bit of a paradox at first, after all, how is it possible such cute puppers could be the best fighters in the land? Strangely enough, the answer is that at some time in their past, they learned to stand on their hind legs.

Yup, you heard that right, the barktastic buddies imitated other bipedal animal allies and incorporated that into a martial art that uses the length of their bodies to create kinetic force similar to that of an axe being swung downwards, with all manner of spiky parts acting as the axehead. They then continue the momentum by swinging their bodies around, which is more than enough to scare the enemy into fleeing. 

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