25 Sweet And Silly Sausage Dog Pics Full Of Serendipitous Summer Vibes

SaulRoome

Aug 25, 2023 3:00 PM EDT

Throughout all of Wooferonia's history, there is one clan of delightful doggos that stands out as the strongest fighters: the Dachshund clan. These small but mighty wiener dogs may seem a bit of a paradox at first, after all, how is it possible such cute puppers could be the best fighters in the land? Strangely enough, the answer is that at some time in their past, they learned to stand on their hind legs.

Yup, you heard that right, the barktastic buddies imitated other bipedal animal allies and incorporated that into a martial art that uses the length of their bodies to create kinetic force similar to that of an axe being swung downwards, with all manner of spiky parts acting as the axehead. They then continue the momentum by swinging their bodies around, which is more than enough to scare the enemy into fleeing.

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Add as a preferred
source on Google

01
Summer BBQs are the best

via u/MachoGrappling
02
The sausage dog in its natural habitat

via looku.com

As you can see, a sausage dog is most comfortable in its natural habitat, a hot dog bun. Contrary to popular opinion, they do not like mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, or any other condiments or relishes to be put on them.
03
Teach a dog to make treats and they'll have treats forever.

via WereYouBornInaBarn

This smart sausage is acutely of the fact that she is dependent on her hoomans for treats, and has therefore decided to seize the means of their production, and make her own treats! Now she no longer relies on them, and is making a fair amount of money selling the excess treats.
04
Pool sausage

via WereYouBornInaBarn
05
Sleepy sausage

via u/funtimeroch
06

via WereYouBornInaBarn
07

via WereYouBornInaBarn
08

via WereYouBornInaBarn
09

via WereYouBornInaBarn
10

via WereYouBornInaBarn
11

via WereYouBornInaBarn
12

via u/sndcbella
13

via u/Recent_Medicine3562
14

via u/Runmenot
15

via u/jojofurball
16

via u/TallDaschund
17

via u/ItsRainingKaties
18

via u/Kuszage
19

via u/FirmInternal
20

via u/Bribributt
21

via u/BigWampus1820
22

via u/Beginning_Signal8377
23

via u/Poena_53
24

via u/KecemotRybecx
25

via u/al343806
26

via u/Pilsenpotter