In the far corner of Derplandia lies the ancient and mysterious Udderwald Forest, a place few know of and fewer have ventured to. Unbeknownst to all but the quirky Queen of Derplandia, this forest hides a secret most derpy: the Mad Cow clan! This clan of rebellious bovines threw off the yoke of kookiness that was loyalty to the Derpdom, choosing exile to the dark and dreary forest.
Tired of all the derpy delight and cantankerous cowbells, the Mad Cow clan attempted a coup against the king of the time, and after failing miserably were offered two choices: atone for their crimes by becoming hardworking members of Derplandian society, or be banished to the edges of the nation, and waste away in udder uselessness. They chose the latter, but not before they stole the very crown of the king's head!
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Believing full-heartedly in the idea that 'If I can't see them, they can't see me', this hairy heifer is playing a game of hide and seek while completely blinded by its magnificent do. This seems to have worked, as all the other cows think he is a hooman named Kyle Chadson.
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