Chinese Bootleg Subtitled Version of Star Wars Lead To Hilarious Results

John Summers • Contributor

Aug 26, 2023 8:00 PM EDT

User Drix1942 shares with us some of the hilarious subtitles that came along with his Chinese bootlegged version of Star Wars. From "Management Trainee Skywalker" in Episode 3 to General Hux commanding the first order to destroy all rebel cars, This trip through some of the most iconic moments in the Star Wars Saga gets a hilarious twist thanks to some very poor translating skills.

Just imagine Obi-wan standing on Mustafar with his lightsaber, yelling at Anakin "The geography that I stands compares you superior" and you get a little taste of what you might expect to see in this funny and ridiculous listicle. So remember, "Let the power be with yourself" and "No, Myself is your wife's husband!"