Chinese Bootleg Subtitled Version of Star Wars Lead To Hilarious Results

User Drix1942 shares with us some of the hilarious subtitles that came along with his Chinese bootlegged version of Star Wars. From "Management Trainee Skywalker" in Episode 3 to General Hux commanding the first order to destroy all rebel cars, This trip through some of the most iconic moments in the Star Wars Saga gets a hilarious twist thanks to some very poor translating skills.

Just imagine Obi-wan standing on Mustafar with his lightsaber, yelling at Anakin "The geography that I stands compares you superior" and you get a little taste of what you might expect to see in this funny and ridiculous listicle. So remember, "Let the power be with yourself" and "No, Myself is your wife's husband!"