'Professional sleeper': 20+ jobs that pay you to do literally nothing

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    Sleeve - "Landlord" "Instagram Influencer "Professional Sleeper"
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    Human body - r/AskReddit. Posted by u/Ubarberet 5 hours ago What job pays you to do literally nothing?
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    Font - . Nollypasda 9 hr. ago Knew a guy who worked at a general electronics place. He was a typical retail dude but got promoted to be a "repairman" in the back. He got no extra training, was just told to do what he could and if he can't fix it then refer them elsewhere. He didn't know He would be on his phone most of the day and when someone brought him a broken phone he'd try to turn it on, if it didn't work he handed it back. He spent most of his time on his phone in the back. Not a bad gig.
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    Font - disregardable 9 hr. ago my last job. technically I got to send faxes and open the mail, but that was an hour of work tops. it was mostly watching youtube and being bored out of my mind. 153 Reply Share
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    Font - . MemeCyclopedia - 8 hr. ago Scrum Masters at Tech Companies (please mind the sarcasm) 133 ♡ Reply Share
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    Font - Zyrobe 8 hr. ago If you're high up in the tech world you get paid tons to do nothing 114 Reply Share
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    Font - FakeEnglishmen47. 9 hr. ago Professional sleeper. You're hired by mattress & blanket companies to test their latest products before they go commercial. 121 Reply Share
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    Font - StraightsJacket - 6 hr. ago 3rd shift security guard. Easiest don't get caught sleeping. ↑ 112 ↓ ever. Just Reply Share
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    Product - glencoaMan 8 hr. ago Security guard for a non famous rich persons house
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    Rectangle - The68Guns 8 hours of "warm body" security is 7 hours doing nothing. Call your local Securitas office. . 6 hr. ago
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    Font - PigManderly 5 hr. ago Object security. They put you in a building in which you have to sit at a room, watching series, browsing the internet and eating. Once every 2 hours you need to make a quick round and return to your place. My GF was put in a school during summerbreak, we used the school kitchen, ate, had fun together in the medical room and binge watched series. She earned about 18 euros per hour for doing basically nothing.
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    Font - dietcoketm 5 hr. ago Firefighter at a rural, but paid, department. Most of my day is napping or binge watching stuff on my laptop. The pay is abysmal though.
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    Rectangle - AboveTheRimjob - 4 hr. ago Being my coworker, Mike, i know yer here you lazy sob put yer toolbelt on!
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    Rectangle - semodemo029 hr. ago olympic swiming lifeguards also that one guy that stands near the entrance every time
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    Font - PaulsRedditUsername. 5 hr. ago Serving on the "Board of Directors" somewhere. It's kind of a retirement program for old executives and politicians put out to pasture.
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    Human body - sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl. 5 hr. ago Landlord
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    Rectangle - WhichWhereas1879. 6 hr. ago Graveyard security 90% of the job is downtime, 9% "move along, sir" and 1% "HOLY "!!!"
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    Organism - luty9mm 6 hr. ago The army you spend a surprising amount of time doing all.
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    Font - Hazey-Blur 4 hr. ago I know what he does, but not his title, but my husband plays wow all day and is paid 116k. He also answers tickets sometimes.
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    Mammal - closetmangafan. 7 hr. ago Painters. Some painters are there to watch the paint dry.
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    Human body - MNcatfan 5 hr. ago Instagram influencer
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    Font - Nefilim777 5 hr. ago A friend of mine is a 'concierge' in an up- market, small-build apartment block in a leafy suburb. He said the most he usually has to do is take in people's mail/parcel delivery or help older residents if they need to move furniture, etc. (and he said that in itself is quite rare). He mainly sits in a cushy office and listens to music/watches movies.
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    Smile - Its_Syxx. 2 hr. ago Most of the React YouTubers.

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