Sorry we're late guys, we got stuck explaining why the noble gasses are called "noble" even if they don't have more lavish names. You guys understand us, right? Well, now that we're finally amongst our peers, let's kick back, relax, pop open a fizzy beverage full of ethanol, maltose, CO2 and some hops and unpack some hilarious nerdy memes to shake away some of that midweek stress.
We understand that our type of humor isn't for everyone, but the nerds that get it, get it. Just like everyone has a different favorite flavor of ice cream, we have our favorite topics to unwind to, but ours happens to be about discussing our favorite Studio Ghibli movies and laughing at clever math puns. We like to mull over our favorite science memes, but we can't stand the annoying task of tying our shows every day. Who needs inferior shoelaces when Velcro does just fine?
Some people roll with fat stacks of cash in their pockets, some roll with fancy suits, but us? We roll with the "Rolling Motion Equation", there's no room for slipping up there. And plus, no one can question this theory!
Wouldn't want to slip on all of the H20! Ah, molecule puns, you never fail to amuse us. We have another one for you: Did you hear about the chemist who lost an electron? They're positive they'll find it.