'She cheated and... blamed the great American eclipse of August 2017': 25 Cheaters with absurd excuses for acting out

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    Human body - What is the worst excuse you've heard from someone who cheated?
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    Font - sogajif653 "We were having a great time hanging out and she brought me Skittles!"
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    Font - _eviehalboro Not me, but my cousin's bf told her "it doesn't count if it's with another dude because you're supposed to experiment in college. It's not my fault you're too prudish to try it."
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    Font - fepivo6620 When they get caught, they try to play the "humans aren't meant to be monogamous" card. I'm like "if you don't believe in monogamy, why did you even marry in the first place only to cheat later? You could join a free love hippies commune at any time. But that's not what you did."
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    Font - Similarly, I know a girl that cheated, and when she was inevitably caught, said she was "coming out" as polyamorous. She was dead serious and fully expected our support.
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    Font - henoney389 My ex was very into astrology. She cheated and later blamed the great American eclipse of August 2017.
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    Font - fepivo6620 "I didn't even enjoy it because I was thinking about you the whole time and I felt terrible."
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    Font - Particular-Natural12. "It doesn't count if they're family." I'm in a small town in the Deep South. I wish I was making this up for internet points.
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    Human body - fepivo6620 "It's not like it meant anything." Oh good, glad we cleared that up.
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    Font - cuteemogirlfriend My previous partner told me that he cheated because he insisted that he "thought I was going to break up with him anyways" so he started seeing other women. I believe this was just another one of his manipulation tactics to put the blame on ME for his actions. To this day I can not fathom the mental gymnastics he had to do to justify his decisions... Lol.
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    Font - tivige8195 "I'm just on tinder to confirm that there's nothing better out there. It helps me appreciate you more."
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    Font - Wichita_Falls_Texas. "You were at the hospital for 2 weeks. A man has needs."
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    Font - Skwerilleee. "You work too much" 85 Skwerilleee Reply Share (She said, while also greatly benefiting from said work.) She lived a super easy life while I paid all the bills. I'm out freezing my a off 70 hours a week in the oilfield trying to build a good life for her, and she spins that around and f some other guy in our bed in an apartment I'm fully paying for because "you're gone all the time so I got bored". That f ing sis downright despicable.
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    Font - whatssomaybe "I was bored." Our baby was 8 weeks old.
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    Human body - ArkadyKirilenko "I just have a flirty personality!"
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    Font - Jahastie55 "I care about him a lot, and you were going out of town. He and I just click." A secret 2-3month relationship with her coworker. She's so obsessed with him she throws it in my face when we argue about the divorce we are seeking.
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    Font - _mel-issa my last bf said he cheated because he thought i had already cheated. i did not cheat on him. he felt like an a face when he realized i didnt. he lowkey still thinks i did
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    Font - ToHerDarknessIGo. "You don't understand my culture very well" via email no less lol. I'm sure the US army soldier had an encyclopedic knowledge of her culture versus me who had been working extensively with locals for years. At least say something like "He's more attractive" or "makes more money" so I can say, "Yeah fair enough." instead of blaming me.
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    Font - henoney389 College roommate would cheat on his girlfriend a few times a semester, then feel awful about it and realize how much he loved his girlfriend. He started to rationalize that "you need to cheat to stay faithful."
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    Font - 10YearSecurity Guard. Every single one of my exes cheated on me. Every single one of them said I was the perfect boyfriend/husband, and that I did nothing wrong and have nothing to change. (Even well after we broke up) If ng hate this. Because if the problem is with me, then f tell me so that I can work on it! If the ng problem is with me, then there's something I can do about it.
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    Font - 1 person cheats on me, then they're the as Every single one of them? Then obviously I'm doing something wrong. Tell me what the fuit is so I can change it and don't have to go through this bulls again! So the answer the question, the worst excuse is being told multiple times that they have no excuse.
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    Font - Own_Ear_112 "If you pay for it, it doesn't count". I've literally heard this one from my cousin's husband. He told her.
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    Rectangle - tivige8195 I said to a woman once, I'm married and she said, "that's ok, I'm married too"
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    Font - No_Somewhere7243. After reading the rest of the entries mine doesn't even look that bad "Babe you are overreacting like she does not matter"
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    Font - tivige8195 Bestie was in the hospital having emergency surgery. Her family told her then-bf Sam, he never responded or showed. Cheated on her with a he from highschool, claiming "Well she didn't answer for 2 days!!" Yeah because she was nearly dead, f you Sam
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    Font - throwaway_4733 "This is normal in relationships. It's just something you have to deal with." No. No it's not.
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    Rectangle - midnight-king18 "He reminded me of you"

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