39 Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Refuse to Call it X (September 1, 2023)

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    Font - Louis Virtel @louisvirtel I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over. 12:51 PM 8/26/23 2M Views 9,993 Reposts 1,150 Quotes
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    Font - emily @emilykmay My husband tried to drop me off at my parents' house when we were driving back from the airport after our honeymoon bc he had forgotten that we were, in fact, married and now lived in the same house. 9:34 PM 8/23/23 from Earth. 1.1M Views 1,531 Reposts 235 Quotes ..
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    Font - Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz R2-D2 is my favorite nonhuman character in the Star Wars films because you never know why he does or doesn't do things. Sometimes he participates in important actions & other times he is content to observe. He has incredible powers he only uses once. He's the only mystery left. 8:43 PM 8/27/23 from Earth. 1M Views . 869 Reposts 65 Quotes
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    Rectangle - Grace @graceyldn We're at a funeral today and my mum turned to me and said, "when I go I bet you use that photo of me in Lidl." uk www.lidl.co.uk 10:35 AM 8/21/23 from Earth 371K Views e Fire 7 exit SUPER WEEKEND
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    Forehead - A PARDON MY TAKE Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake Kirk Cousins went from "I'll have her home by 9 sir" to "I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time." NFLN bank stadium ITIES EDICS 697 Reposts 71 Quotes NI ES OMNI VIKING LAY 3:12 PM 8/26/23 from Earth. 1.6M Views CORTH TWIN ON VIKING
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    Font - multitude container @bartleby_era my friend kaly's brother is dating a formerly amish girl (she only left the community like 3 years ago) and one time kaly was asking if she has any comfort foods or favorite meals that make her feel good and she just went "oh, you mean milk soup!” 3:27 PM 8/26/23 from Earth.2.5M Views ● 659 Reposts 113 Quotes
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    Glasses - DrakaiNa (G.A.N.G) @dormantdrakai Na Imagine farting and the windows fog up S 177 Reposts 29 Quotes WARNING fine 2:45 PM 8/28/23 from Earth. 46.4K Views ...
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    Font - alessandra @bIiccy I can't beleiev I'm the only person that posts in my high school Facebook group 4:06 Farmington High Scho... Most relevant Alessandra Nielsen Top contributor Just now. Like Comment LTE Alessandra Nielsen Top contributor 4mm QE Wow! Just looked through the list of memebers. A LOT of you have gained weight! C Send Sort 5 year reunion on February 30th 3023 at Barms A Noble ... ...
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    Font - Lolo @LolOverruled omg she got hit by a car Lolo @LolOverruled. 1d new therapist GHOSTED ME today. who do I even tell this to 1:10 PM 8/29/23 from Earth. 782K Views . 668 Reposts 25 Quotes
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    Food - Space @sadcrib eating them in front of their family is crazy @SelectOutfit. 4d sushi date
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    Rectangle - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten philosophy stores be like ARE WE OPEN 6:19 PM 8/21/23 from Earth. 24.7K Views 107 Reposts 3 Quotes 1,165 Likes 5 Bookmarks :
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    Plant - Emily Zanotti @emzanotti Well, someone's a partner in something because that's a $34,000 stove. O Carnivore Aurelius Ⓒ @AL.... 1d ladies, theres nothing wrong with you if you want this over becoming a partner at a law firm 9:49 AM 8/21/23 from Earth. 479K Views .
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    Tripod - DEVONT @Devon_OnEarth Both teams should get one of these and one bullet each Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneRea.... 21h A sniper's nest at a football game HITTE JWOB 43A02 LIVIX RUL 401 Reposts 5 Quotes 10 111116 6:23 PM 8/28/23 from Earth 270K Views ...
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    Rectangle - (USD) Compensation who is this chad and what does he do??? Base Annual $1,400,000 $1,200,000 $1,000,000 $800,000 $600,000 $400,000 $200,000 $0 Elmo > { @ElmoTheHomie 60 , 6'5, 80, . 80 Base Compensation vs. Measured IQ Sample of 4509 patients being evaluated for ADHD 12:55 PM 8/20/23 890K Views } 100 Measured IQ 653 Reposts 366 Quotes 120 R2:0,470 140
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    Font - The Chewable Toothbrush EdFox, Secret Chimp @edfoxcomedy My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there's now food on the floor. 7:04 AM 8/28/23 215 Views
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    Font - rat king @MikeIsaac if i have one consumer electronics recommendation it is to never buy a new tv again new TVs serve you ads and require software updates and talk at you my 2009 flatscreen had two ports and no internet and never broke and it ruled 5:54 PM 8/26/23 from Earth 1.7M Views . 1,017 Reposts 209 Quotes
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    Sky - Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow Thank God I washed out that jar of tomato sauce before recycling Dexerto @Dexerto 2d Neymar flying from Paris to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, on a private Boeing 747 9:14 AM 8/21/23 from Earth 14.8M Views UNIVERSAL Š
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    Recipe - $ @makeupbyshaniah we are in end times... Individual Items McChicken® $4.29 400 Cal. Cheeseburger $3.19 300 Cal. Hot 'N Spicy McChicken® $4.39 400 Cal. 9:35 PM 8/25/23 from Earth 19.4M Views 11K Reposts 7,670 Quotes :
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    Brown - ok @slugcharmer i know we agreed no more dating app screenshots but this actually did make me want to kiehl myself Hello my sexy little butter chicken 2:18 PM 8/23/23 1.1M Views 1,329 Reposts 290 Quotes
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    Font - Wally @WallyNonks There's a family man in my complex who's always outside washing his car. I need him to go back in that house and live with the decisions he made. 3:01 AM 7/28/23 from Earth. 1M Views . 1,931 Reposts 355 Quotes
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    Food - Serious Black @NicsUPR In honor of Bob Barker . PREMIUM 8,045 Reposts 888 Quotes Schweppes 1:16 PM 8/26/23 from Earth.2.5M Views GINGER ALE
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    Font - JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh [youth pastor voice] kids, dune 2 has been delayed until 2024, but nothing's stopping you from dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you right now 7:04 PM 8/24/23 from Earth - 942K Views . 2,524 Reposts 49 Quotes
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    Font - Lucy Huber @clhubes No sadder relationship dynamic than my baby (absolutely obsessed with my 3yo) and my 3yo (continually tells us to throw her in the garbage) 5:44 PM 8/24/23 from Earth 4.4M Views 5,366 Reposts 976 Quotes .
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    Product - W Lance A @Bornakang That's wild as hell Imao 08:26 101 Please Meet With Me After School To Discuss Kylans Project Today In Class 2 TER, EKK 711 d-Dah Ms Big Booty > WHE WWW. Wowz Yes ma'am I Understand Read 08:26
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    Font - trish @ULTRAGLOSS i just watched high school musical for the first time in like 12 years and realized they didn't even do a musical. in high school musical they didn't even have the musical. all of the movie was leading up to their second round of AUDITIONS at the CALLBACK 9:55 PM 8/23/23 from Earth. 10M Views 7,307 Reposts 1,182 Quotes
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    Organism - Thinkwert @Thinkwert "The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep? Wow. I didn't know that... They awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum. What else can you say. Shadow and flame. I'm actually sad to hear that." 8:23 PM 8/28/23 from Earth. 448K Views 1,278 Reposts 15 Quotes
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    Font - im meal @boygrrI fun fact: on the "max" app, you have to scroll through 32 results to find "adventure time" despite typing it in exactly how its spelled. the first result is rick and morty Q adventure time MUNGER FORGE ADVENTURE TIME GHOSTS 2021 R Ghosts 3 SEASONS TV-MA Aqua Teen Hunger Force 11 SEASONS TV-MA Adventure Time 10 SEASONS TV-PG 1:19 AM 8/28/23 from Earth 562K Views . X
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    Font - tyler @tyler02020202 let's say you have a $200K salary in NYC - after taxes your pay is 130K - after rent (3K/mo) your pay is 94K - utilities + groceries down to 80K - ubers + drinks and ur at 60K - health insurance puts you at 45K - starbucks cake pops and you're at 2K how do average folk do it? 12:55 AM 8/29/23 from Earth 94.3K Views . 51 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,769 Likes 29 Bookmarks
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    Font - greg @greg16676935420 If you go through the self check out line you should get the employee discount 5:20 PM 8/28/23 from Earth. 1.1M Views 1,410 Reposts 109 Quotes
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    Font - DELEFONE WILDLIFE CONSERVAT Oklahoma Department of Wildlife... @OKWildlifeDept If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet. 9:28 AM 8/29/23 from Earth. 132K Views 462 Reposts 48 Quotes
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    Plant - R @ihyric pets whenever u have a snack in front of them: 4:00 PM 8/26/23 from Earth.5.7M Views ... .
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    Font - Elizabeth @doitmuvaaa Made my last car payment I still owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore 12:26 PM 8/18/23 from Earth. 1.5M Views . 3,200 Reposts 1,240 Quotes
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    Product - Mr Black... @MrBlackOG This is the most arrogant brand in the whole world 1955 1985 2015 2021 3:52 AM 8/28/23 from Earth. 19M Views . 17.4K Reposts 2,239 Quotes BIC ...
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    Font - BOI @Bolverk15 I love how in breaking bad Gus Fring was on top of the meth game simply because he had basic retail skills 6:31 AM 8/23/23 from Earth. 5.1M Views . 4,127 Reposts 153 Quotes
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    Font - yedoye @yedoye_ the common denominator is bombing at an open mic 10-15 years ago niles (PORTLAND 9/9) @NILES100.1d what's usually the last straw before ppl start right wing grifting 5:14 PM 8/28/23 from Earth. 1.2M Views 1,292 Reposts 21 Quotes
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    Font - eddie flynn @manlikekofii housing market ain't collapsing quick enough for me. I want to be seeing mortgages on SHEIN. 11:51 AM 8/20/23 from Earth. 716K Views 5,310 Reposts 302 Quotes
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    Font - BOI @Bolverk15 If you want to check if your writing sounds good read it in the voice of the Baldurs Gate 3 or Disco Elysium narrators 8:55 AM 8/29/23 from Earth 359K Views . 531 Reposts 26 Quotes .
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    Organism - Aetius @AetiusRF Use this secret technique for the upper hand in a sword fight Sny digging ſtucen for came 1:30 PM 8/29/23 25.1K Views 21 57 Reposts 18 Quotes 544 Likes 18 Bookmarks
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    Vehicle - Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins I ordered a pair of AirPods Pro from Apple. Express Delivery via Currier. I thought it asked for delivery instructions. But apparently it was for the engraving. BACKDOOR IF POSSIBLE

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